<DelMonte> "mustard on my mouth" studio version will have to have 15 or 16 harmony vocal tracks
<B0bbyMcR> that would be great
<B0bbyMcR> we're not talking about single line harmonies...full verse harmonies!!
<DelMonte> hehe
<DelMonte> we'd haul in a boy's choir to perform it live
<Famous> maybe we could get an opera singer too
<DelMonte> they'd have to be holding candles

<BawbyMcR> mm-mm-mm mm-mm-mm
<Famous> once, there was this boy who
<DelMonte> who?
<Famous> got into an accident and couldn't go to school
<Famous> and this is a great song
<BawbyMcR> good thing they verified that in the middle of the song
<DelMonte> crash test idiots?
<Famous> and we were a really great band, but now i'm just the great guy from the great band doing albums under my great band's name
<Famous> actually... crash test dummies is still pseudo-around... "crash test dummies" just put out a new album, but i think it's just brad roberts by himself
<BawbyMcR> yaw
<BawbyMcR> buckle your safety belt!
<BawbyMcR> hah..you no his naym
<DelMonte> way 2 go
<DelMonte> that way, if someone asks about the new crash test dummies, he can answer their questions
<Famous> i can say "you're an idiot" then answer their questions
<DelMonte> of course, the more appropriate response would be to punch them in the kidney
<BawbyMcR> one or both?
<Famous> it would be funny if they changed their name to the "crash test dumbasses"
<BawbyMcR> it would be funny, but only for a couple weeks
<DelMonte> or "crash test dummies (not the ones on TV that advertise seatbelt use)
<DelMonte> or CTD(NtOoTVtASU)
<Famous> (not the ones in the great crash test dummies videogame)
<DelMonte> "
<BawbyMcR> See Tee Dee NuhtooTuhVuhTawsue
<DelMonte> or "CTD(NtOoTVTASU)oCTD(NtOoTVtASU)"
<BawbyMcR> AS
<BawbyMcR> oops
<BawbyMcR> ASU = advertise seatbelt use
<BawbyMcR> good job going to seat belt college!!
<DelMonte> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<BawbyMcR> i bet the video game music from the NES game is the school fight song!

<BobbyMcR> have you guys ever been to amihotornot.com
<BobbyMcR> ?
<Ermac> yup
<BobbyMcR> man
<BobbyMcR> why would someone ever put their picture up there?
<BobbyMcR> seriously, if you're not very well established as hot, it would just destroy your self esteem
<Ermac> totally..talk about cynical bastards there
<BobbyMcR> yaw
<BobbyMcR> some fairly attractive girls only get 5s and 6s
<BobbyMcR> or 4s
<Famous> i played a couple rounds
<BobbyMcR> hehe
<Famous> i was fairly generous
<BobbyMcR> me too
<BobbyMcR> you don't get a 1 unless you're seriously ugly
<Famous> i didn't spend that much time there
<Ermac> i think some people submit their picture, then go and give everyone else 1's to look better
<BobbyMcR> hmm
<BobbyMcR> perhaps
<BobbyMcR> that's g-a-e
<Ermac> and it isn't that hard to "hax0r"
<BobbyMcR> hah
<Ermac> i've seen a few people with 10's with 2000 votes
<Ermac> "100% possible"
<Famous> it's a far-from-perfect model of the ideal hottness voting site
<Ermac> and also "worth doing"
<BobbyMcR> i think there's one general rule, though
<BobbyMcR> if you have larger than average breasts, you never get below 5
<BobbyMcR> you could be ugly as my dick and it wouldn't matter
<Ermac> well, duh
<Famous> we should submit a picture of your dick with large breasts
<BobbyMcR> hmm...
<BobbyMcR> people would probably complain
<Ermac> but it's to prove a point!
<Famous> yeah
<Famous> i tried to scan my dick once
<Famous> i couldn't get close enough to the glass
<BobbyMcR> i think i was there, on irc, at the time
<Ermac> that's why you get a webcam! :D
<Famous> boy shane, you sure seem excited about the idea
<Ermac> sorry
<BobbyMcR> not :D, but 8===D
<Ermac> that's why you get a webcam. :/
<Famous> hehe
<Famous> better!

<Famous> -@
<BobbyMcR> +@
<Ermac> -<BobbyMcR> +@
<BobbyMcR> +<Famous> * <BobbyMcR>^2
<Famous> hey, you can't subtract actual irc lines
<Ermac> i'm God!!!
<BobbyMcR> / <Ermac>
<Famous> ah... this is great... like old times on irc
<BobbyMcR> * [EFnet] ^ (1/10000000)
<BobbyMcR> hah!
<Famous> yeah
<Ermac> wow..i'm not sure where your equation takes us
<BobbyMcR> i've greatly reduced EFnet in size
<BobbyMcR> apparently
<Ermac> from 15 users to 3!
<Famous> i think efnet is comprised of .000001 servers now
<BobbyMcR> me, you, anthony
<Famous> liz doesn't count
<Lizadrin> ooh noo dooont!
<Ermac> it's like we survived the holocaust!
<BobbyMcR> haw
<BobbyMcR> yeah-the-hell
<Ermac> all we have left are machines, and us
<Famous> yep
<Famous> the efnet holocaust
<BobbyMcR> and this bag of trail mix right here
<Famous> people will be saying for years that "it never happened"
<Famous> but we were there
<Ermac> we can tell this story to our grandchildren
<Ermac> and get on evening magazine
<BobbyMcR> "irc.east.gblx.net opers in #history state that 'there never was an efnet holocaust'"

<Famous> aren't you up late, ms. cute?
<Famous> (i'm referring to you now, laurie)
<Arden> yea
<Arden> i was sorta on my way to bed.. but i haven't gotten there yet
<Ermac> i'm referring to my ass
<Famous> fucking jabber.org
<Famous> it can refer to my ass
<Famous> that's a good one, shane... i think i'll adopt that as a dis

<Famous> <`split> 1 current split, 6 absent splits
<Famous> <`split> irc.enitel.no Thu Dec 28, 08:32AM
<Famous> <`split> end of current splits. (< 1day)
<Famous> <`split> ircd.lagged.org 9 days.
<Famous> <`split> irc.colorado.edu 9 days.
<Famous> <`split> irc.etsmtl.ca 8 days.
<Famous> <`split> irc.best.net 5 days.
<Famous> <`split> ircd-w.concentric.net 2 days.
<Famous> <`split> irc.concentric.net 2 days.
<Famous> <`split> end of absent splits. (1-10days)
<Famous> rock and roll
<Ermac> hehehe
<Famous> a lot of people must be saying "what the fuck?" right about now
<Famous> if my famous netsplit diagram holds true

<Ermac> they play a few meredith brooks songs on out of the box..she isn't that bad..too bad she represents a crappy song
<BobbyMcR> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Ermac> yeah..speaking of gay..i co-hosted out of the box christmas eve!!
<Famous> ha
<Ermac> i had to beat a gay person and have sex with three women afterwards to "cleanse" myself
<BobbyMcR> hah
<BobbyMcR> out of the box...that's that girl thing, right?
<Ermac> yeah
<BobbyMcR> i hate that commercial
<BobbyMcR> i just want to shoot the radio when it comes on
<BobbyMcR> i must've heard that thing 50 times or more
<Ermac> ew! that's not what a girl wants!
<Famous> i'm going to start an all-male show
<Famous> we only play bands with guys
<BobbyMcR> heh
<BobbyMcR> it's called "normal radio," right?
<Famous> hehe
<Ermac> disss
<BobbyMcR> ooooh
<BobbyMcR> you go, girl! ...as in, go away! hah!
<Ermac> that would be playing bands with guys, or girls catered toward pleasing guys
<Ermac> <new girl rock band> i enjoy the art of oral sex! yes it is fun and we have large breasts!! this is all our songs!!
<BobbyMcR> their other songs are quite different, though...right?
<Ermac> yes
<BobbyMcR> that song is a 'trick'
<Ermac> "what the?!?! i thought they were talkin' about blowjobs the whole time, man!!! *swerves off road*" - random male jock
<BobbyMcR> i wonder how many car accidents songs have caused
<Famous> kid rock
<BobbyMcR> if i didn't know better, i would say "being surprised while listening to a song" is the number one cause of death in america
<BobbyMcR> since they always bring about fatal car accidents
<BobbyMcR> but as against all authority says, "we all fall down"
<BobbyMcR> [trumpets playing]

*** Ermac sets mode: +o DarkLover
<Ermac> we don't have lizadrin anymore..better than "nuffin"
<Famous> yeah, her three-day return was great
<Famous> what fuck happened to my ISP?!?!
<Ermac> very fitting, i spose
<Famous> they just don't disappear!
<Ermac> <lizadrin> uh..this is #superdeluxe?! i think i left something in my car...
<Famous> * lizadrin takes shell provider with her
<Famous> and ircnews.com still hasn't updated!
* Famous takes his on-line life
<Famous> (cause of death: icmp flooding localhost)
<Famous> heh... i wonder if that is possible
<Ermac> hehehe

<Famous> i mean, we're teenagers, we don't get into serious relationships that last a long time
* Famous looks at you
* Famous looks at himself (somehow)
<Famous> wait a minute!
<Famous> i've lost all my trust in generalizations
<BobbyMcR> hmm...well, i would have to say that most people believe in generalizations
<BobbyMcR> [rimshot]
<Famous> [tuh]
<Famous> [doon]
<Famous> *hails a taxicab*
<Famous> "sir, could you please take me to my crash cymbal?"
<Famous> "certainly"
<Famous> (later...)
<Famous> "that will be 22.50, please"
<Famous> *pays*
<Famous> *exits taxicab*
<Famous> [chi]
<BobbyMcR> you hit the wrong crash cymbal
<BobbyMcR> it's [see]
<Famous> well, i only had 22.50

<newbian> I went to a clutch concert once
<Ermack> haaaa
<newbian> not really, but I would of if they came to town
<Ermack> the fact that you said "cool" and "i went to a clutch concert" in consecutive lines makes me laugh
<Ermack> yes..i would want to hear "prison planet" and their many other successful hits
<Famous> i keep wishing that someday clutch will play bumbershoot
<Famous> that way i could see them for free, and make fun of them
<Ermack> hey, you asshole, clutch is coming to town
<Arden> i think prison planet would be great in concert
<Ermack> with corrosion of comformity, in fact
<Ermack> yeah..seeing clutch for free would rule
<newbian> wait, they are coming? when?
<newbian> I'm going to see them for free, if they'r ereally coming
<Ermack> i dunno if i should tell you if you really want to see them
<Ermack> Tuesday, February 6th:
<Ermack> Corrosion of Conformity and Clutch at the Showbox. $15 adv.
<newbian> I don't really care, my friend likes em and will take me with her, and, well, she is a chick....
<Ermack> ooh..i see your point
<Famous> you two could make out to "prison planet"
<newbian> that would be romantic, eh?
<Famous> yeah
<Famous> "you may read it at your leh-sure" "oh, darling... kiss me"
<Ermack> makin' out in the middle of the pit, how come slayer never sang about this
<Arden> i hope some hot guy invites *me* to a clutch concert... (*sigh!*)
<Ermack> ESCAPE FROM THE PLANET OF THE APES!!
<newbian> they should make a planet of the apes musical
<Famous> "Corrosion of Conformity and Clutch at the Showbox. $15 advance tickets, tickets for free if you are only going to make fun of them."
<newbian> wait...maybe I could...this could be good for my campain....
<Famous> what an original idea
<newbian> eh
<newbian> I'm not cleaver enough to be origonal
<Ermack> well of course you can..well i couldn't before
<newbian> why couldn't you?
<Ermack> because i'm quoting my rendition of the planet of the apes musical
<Ermack> thus, if i altered the lyrics, my masterpiece would be ruined
<newbian> yeah, you lost me, oh well
<Ermack> excellent
<Famous> i never really was "unlost" in that conversation
<newbian> so you were lost?
<Arden> i just did what i always do when shane starts talking... ignore him, and maybe laugh occasionally
<Famous> yeah
<Ermack> :(
<Ermack> i am on a morning show..i am a dj :(
<Famous> you could set up a "hehe" script
<Famous> that says "hehe" on every third line shane says

<Ermack> yeah..well i have a question for you
<Famous> oh?
<Ermack> how come when you like something, that's "opinion"
<Ermack> yet..when i like something, you bill it as "a manifesto"!!
<Famous> i don't know... you might have to ask sean nelson... and while you are asking him, ask him if his name is harvey

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<BobbyMcR> what the hell is that quote?
<BobbyMcR> i've never heard the end of it!
<BobbyMcR> [literally]

<Arden> i'm amusing myself by searching for "emo boys" in some ghetto online dating thing.. hehe it's pretty funny
<Arden> i'm surprised there aren't more pictures of them crying

<Famous> goddamned street fighter
<Famous> all video games should have an option to be able to fight the creator of the game
<Famous> just to take out your frustrations

<Arden_> home sweet home...
<BobbyMcR> w00t
<BobbyMcR> 'sbeen a whalllll
<Arden_> indeed.
<BobbyMcR> i hope you've been listening to staind
<Arden_> oh, i have
<Arden_> dont you worry

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<ManicPop> yo
<Ermac> fuck off
<ManicPop> i just added you to liz
<ManicPop> so YOU can fuck off!
<Ermac> holy shit
<Ermac> *does so*
<ManicPop> thanks for fucking off!

<ManicPop> haha
<ManicPop> conan, you literally slay me
<BobbyMcR> LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW HOST ARRESTED
<ManicPop> what have i done?
<BobbyMcR> IRCER WONDERS WHERE HE WENT WRONG

* ManicPop is away, sleeping like this guy... *holds up picture of guy sleeping* [log:OFF] [page:ON]

<HereComestheBoom> eventually, that became the downfall of #superdeluxe..and that's why we're here
<BobbyMcR> haw?
<BobbyMcR> here?
<BobbyMcR> aren't we in #superdeluxe?
<HereComestheBoom> yes..but, dalnet!
<BobbyMcR> but we were on EFNet before
<ManicPop> the NEW... tnn
<BobbyMcR> so what are you saying, you asshole?
<HereComestheBoom> i'm sayin' we ain't shit
<BobbyMcR> yeah, yeah, yeah?
<ManicPop> i mainly blame aim for the death of #superdeluxe... that and dumbasses who joined because other people joined who didn't really get the "channel philosophy"
<ManicPop> and... just the fact that we all "got lives" and didn't have as much time
<HereComestheBoom> although breakups and such certainly didn't help..not just gf/bf, but friendships and such
<HereComestheBoom> oh yes, and _daniel
<ManicPop> and efnet got really crappy
<ManicPop> not that it was ever "grate"
<BobbyMcR> i say we sue AOL for the death of our channel
<HereComestheBoom> yes, suing companies because their product is more popular than the one we use
<BobbyMcR> sounds good to me
<BobbyMcR> it's the way "business" works
<HereComestheBoom> i think i'll sue them for a high amount then, since i know it's fool-proof
<HereComestheBoom> suing is like betting, after all..bet more if you like the odds
<BobbyMcR> might as well sue for infinity dollars
<BobbyMcR> since it's a sure win
<BobbyMcR> why didn't someone think of this before??
<HereComestheBoom> i will!
<HereComestheBoom> obviously because we are smarter!!
<BobbyMcR> yay
<BobbyMcR> i call king of the world
* HereComestheBoom sues for an infinite amount of dollarage
* HereComestheBoom wins
* HereComestheBoom gives brian infinity dollars
<HereComestheBoom> holy shit..i still have infinity dollars!
<BobbyMcR> wow!
<BobbyMcR> infinity - infinity = infinity!
* HereComestheBoom gives anthony infinity dollars
* HereComestheBoom donates infinity dollars to a charity of his choice
<ManicPop> the sept. 11th fund!
<HereComestheBoom> no no..the GEORGE BUSH fund
<ManicPop> the kill afghans fund
<ManicPop> kill afghans, then feed them
<ManicPop> that is
<BobbyMcR> of course
<BobbyMcR> the give the corpse something to eat fund
* HereComestheBoom buys infinity american flags
* HereComestheBoom is robbed
<BobbyMcR> looks like shane is having fun...
<HereComestheBoom> i'm penniless
<HereComestheBoom> but not in spirit
<HereComestheBoom> *waves flags*
<BobbyMcR> maybe they only stole infinity of your infinity dollars...
<BobbyMcR> meaning you still have infinity left!
<HereComestheBoom> well..here's some money..let me count it..
* HereComestheBoom counts
* HereComestheBoom counts to infinity..unfortunately, that takes an infinite amount of time
<ManicPop> 1, 2, skip a few, 100
* HereComestheBoom is still counting, +cane and beard
<BobbyMcR> d'oh
<BobbyMcR> the fatal mistake of the infinitely rich man
<BobbyMcR> ...counting his money!

<BobbyMcR> cream of rye
<BobbyMcR> w00t
<ManicPop> hm?
<BobbyMcR> i'm eating it right now
<BobbyMcR> roman meal cream of rye
<BobbyMcR> www.romanmeal.com
<ManicPop> do they have samples on the site?
<ManicPop> i'm hungry
<BobbyMcR> heh
<BobbyMcR> they have a guy going "mmm" in their flash animation
<BobbyMcR> is that close enough?

<ManicPop> i don't know... it's more like "we're new york, we're so great, we're always going to win"
<ManicPop> that kind of arrogant stuff gets to me
<BobbyMcR> it's called sports
<BobbyMcR> wait, no
<BobbyMcR> it's called "stupid"
<BobbyMcR> esp. baseball
<BobbyMcR> which is the most boring sport
<BobbyMcR> they should go on strike again
<BobbyMcR> that was funny
<ManicPop> MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAMS GO ON STRIKE
<ManicPop> "It's Funny" reason given by Commisioner
<BobbyMcR> :)

<ManicPop> red hatred automatically identified/config'd my 3com card
<Styrofoam> but I don't think my sound card is supported
<Styrofoam> I think mine needs something extra stuck in the Colonel
<BobbyMcR> well, you and the Cap'n make it happen
<BobbyMcR> and a Cap'n is close to a Colonel
<ManicPop> it could happen...
<ManicPop> *ahem*
<BobbyMcR> EXT2!!!!!!!!!!
<BobbyMcR> if only linux commercials were like mcdonald's commercials
<ManicPop> yeah
<ManicPop> linux commercials
<Styrofoam> heh
<ManicPop> "use linux..."
<ManicPop> "this message has been brought to you by people that want you to use linux"
<Styrofoam> "paid for by..." yeah, something along those lines
<Styrofoam> "paid for by rich but disgruntled ex-microsoft employees"
<BobbyMcR> heh
<BobbyMcR> sounds good to me!

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<BobbyMcR> well, well, well
<BobbyMcR> look 'whom' it is
<CowGrain> it certainly is george w bush
<BobbyMcR> if you are referring to a great leader, good president, and smart man, you are correct
<CowGrain> he is most wonderful and 'very' wise
<ManicPop> don't forget excellent public speaker
<CowGrain> indeed
<CowGrain> I have heard the Bush's successor with be Fred Durst who is equally as wise
<BobbyMcR> durst for prez!
<BobbyMcR> he just wants some nookie, man!
<ManicPop> his campaign slogan
<CowGrain> All he would have to do is give the order to 'break some-thing tonight'
<ManicPop> "...in afghanistan!"
<BobbyMcR> and he would make it legal to pack a chainsaw
<BobbyMcR> (to skin one's ass raw)

<BobbyMcR> goh damn it...
<BobbyMcR> these guys are 311 fans...
<BobbyMcR> ugh
<IOQU> their new cd is ripoff 311..which is really bad
<IOQU> you can even hear it in "y2k"..they have a little "breakdown rap" part
<BobbyMcR> yeah, i suppose
<BobbyMcR> they are just generic bullshit at this point
<BobbyMcR> nothing to actively seek out and destroy
<BobbyMcR> but once they start this 311 crap...
<IOQU> BUT THEYRE LOCAL...DO YOU NOT SUPPORT THE LOCAL SCENENE?!?!!
<BobbyMcR> i hate everything local
<BobbyMcR> i'll move so i don't have to be local anymore
<ManicPop> i support all local bands, regardless of whether or not they are good
<BobbyMcR> that's how much i hate the FUCKING local scene
<ManicPop> that's what the "scene" is about
<ManicPop> liking shitty music
<BobbyMcR> definitely
<BobbyMcR> okay, this guy is about to be killed...
<BobbyMcR> Dream women: Britney Spears, Gwen Stefani
<IOQU> booo
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<BobbyMcR> haw!
<ManicPop> sorry, that's shane's rule
<IOQU> glad to see it reinstated
<ManicPop> indeed
<ManicPop> i should add that to liz
<IOQU> hehe
<BobbyMcR> nooooooooooo...
<BobbyMcR> Favorite Food: Thai Toms
<BobbyMcR> that place is good!
<BobbyMcR> i can never eat there again...
<IOQU> that or learn to love instant winner
<ManicPop> i'm sure they have an autographed framed picture of instant winner hanging on the wall in the restraunt
<IOQU> ha!
<BobbyMcR> unfortunately, they don't have pictures of 'famous' customers on the wall
<BobbyMcR> the place is barely big enough to have tables
<IOQU> "local ska-rap band instant winner enjoying a fine meal at Thai Toms" -- inscription on bottom of frame
<BobbyMcR> haw
<BobbyMcR> the guy that plays the TOM-BRONE! is named 'brien'
<BobbyMcR> what a dork
<ManicPop> i just did the "survey"
<ManicPop> answering "hell" for where i want them to play, and "'fuck instant winner' hat" for merchandise i want
<BobbyMcR> lol
<IOQU> hahahha
<BobbyMcR> that's great
<BobbyMcR> he's on a rampage!
<BobbyMcR> anthony schmidt lashes out at local shit band
<ManicPop> hhe
<IOQU> front page on seattle times
<BobbyMcR> next on Q13 at 10

<BobbyMcR> not even close is aptly named, it seems
<ManicPop> ...to being good?
<BobbyMcR> right
<BobbyMcR> man
<BobbyMcR> these guys just don't know how to write music
<BobbyMcR> i think they should throw the keyboard player out of the band
<BobbyMcR> as soon as possible
<BobbyMcR> next, the guy should learn how to sign
<BobbyMcR> sing
<BobbyMcR> finally, they should disband
<IOQU> the steps to being real band
<ManicPop> wait
<ManicPop> brian
<ManicPop> you have something
<ManicPop> he should learn to sign!
<ManicPop> they could be a sign-language band
<BobbyMcR> alright!
<IOQU> no worries about voice troubles
<ManicPop> playing their hearts out to deaf people every night
<IOQU> with a full band, of course
<ManicPop> of course

<Styrofoam> did I tell you you're wonderful? I miss you, yes I do?
<Styrofoam> did I tell you that Adam Ant sucks? Well he does... yes, he does, does does

<BobbyMcR> you guys r st00pid
<ManicPop> m3?
<BobbyMcR> yes, em-three
<IOQU> m3 2?
<BobbyMcR> no, just em-three
<IOQU> sw33t
<BobbyMcR> y0ur dum
<IOQU> sh1t
<BobbyMcR> your sh!7
<ManicPop> h1s sh!7?
<BobbyMcR> 7h3 5h!7 7h47 b370n95 2 h!m
<ManicPop> 4hh.. 1 s33
<BobbyMcR> g0d

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<GuestWHYDOYOUWANTIT> ?
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<BobbyMcR> well if it isn't Nick Flood

<BobbyMcR> going to bed is for this guy
<BobbyMcR> *holds up a picture of a cross-eyed messy-haired guy with a dunce cap*

<ManicPop> xp -- 10 hours!
<ManicPop> take that, brian!
<ManicPop> i shall win the XP game!
<BobbyMcR> nooooo
<BobbyMcR> 23 hours... =(
<ManicPop> i'm simply better at downloading than you are
<ManicPop> it's a skill you must acquire
<BobbyMcR> the truth is out
<ManicPop> well looks like i'm going to win the download game
<BobbyMcR> probably
<ManicPop> but i'll burn it for you
<ManicPop> literally burn the files, that is
<BobbyMcR> good
<BobbyMcR> burn the sectors on your hard drive with a lighter
<ManicPop> yep
<ManicPop> i'll make sure to run defrag before i do that though
<BobbyMcR> yeah
<ManicPop> or that might be really difficult
<BobbyMcR> heh
<ManicPop> as opposed to the "simplicity" of burning individual contigious sectors with a lighter
<BobbyMcR> of course
<BobbyMcR> they are about as wide as a lighter flame

<ManicPop> To: <Undisclosed.Recipients@www.yoshiwara-ch.ed.jp>
<ManicPop> Subject: Re:Do you forget allot?
<ManicPop> COULD IT BE ALZHEIMER'S?
<ManicPop> Often it is hard for your doctor to tell. Symptoms such as memory loss or problems with ordinary tasks could be due to normal aging or something more serious like the onset of Alzheimer's disease.
<ManicPop> A biopharmaceutical company has developed a urine test as an important diagnostic tool to help doctors answer these questions.
<ManicPop> The test detects a unique brain protein that is found in higher levels in the urine of patients with Alzheimer's disease.
<ManicPop> The test is not currently available to residents or physicians in New York State.
<GuestB00T> i imagine there's a poor boy named Allot
<ManicPop> people always forget him
<ManicPop> especially those with alzheimer's
<BobbyMcR> i wonder if our friend iddy forgets allot
<ManicPop> well, he does buy a new computer every year

<ManicPop> c'mon, xp...
<ManicPop> hurry up!
* ManicPop gets impatient
* ManicPop finds, surprisingly, that the download speed has increased tenfold
<ManicPop> wow!

<BobbyMcR> zipped iso, woot
<BobbyMcR> any compressino?
<BobbyMcR> ion
<ManicPop> you must be italian
<BobbyMcR> i am

* SmashySmashy is away, OFF TO THA STORE [log:N/A] [page:N/A] [email:shane@kgrg.com] [ICQ:1279925]
<BobbyMcR> NICE AWAY MSG
* SmashySmashy is away, THANKS [log:N/A] [page:N/A] [email:shane@kgrg.com] [ICQ:1279925]
<BobbyMcR> alright!
* SmashySmashy is away, YEAH [log:N/A] [page:N/A] [email:shane@kgrg.com] [ICQ:1279925]
<BobbyMcR> you have made my day, kind sir
* SmashySmashy is away, NOTHING BETTER THAN BEING NOTICED BY AN AWAY MESSAGE [log:N/A] [page:N/A] [email:shane@kgrg.com] [ICQ:1279925]

<BobbyMcR> the thing about the BAD caddies (haw!) is that they actually know how to use horns
<Styrofoam> that's a hell of a pun
<BobbyMcR> sure is
<BobbyMcR> since i was serious
<BobbyMcR> whereas crappy-ass local horns-using bands are terrible at it
* Styrofoam uses his mental powers to force Brian to flip himself off
<BobbyMcR> sorry, i have a strong will
<BobbyMcR> i cannot self-terminate
<BobbyMcR> ideally, the horns should add to the music instead of 'agree' with the guitar part or something
<BobbyMcR> unless you really want to get a note across...[all instruments in unison] "C!!!!"

<ManicPop> "Press any key to boot from CD..."
<BobbyMcR> yay
<ManicPop> "You are now installing the illegal version of Microsoft Windows XP. Are you sure you want to do this?"
<ManicPop> Y
<BobbyMcR> hawwwwww
<ManicPop> "Please wait while we send someone to arrest you."
<BobbyMcR> wow, they're thorough
<ManicPop> "Please turn on your modem, so we can call someone."
<BobbyMcR> "C'mon, man (Y/N)"
<ManicPop> "(Yes/No/Dood, I don't have no modem)"

<BobbyMcR> talkin' 'bout the moron bros...tattooed assholes, tattooed toes
<BobbyMcR> heh
<BobbyMcR> now THAT's gotta hurt!

<BobbyMcR> tofu scrambler in breakfast burrito form = w00t
<ManicPop> you're a goddamn genius
<BobbyMcR> i envision it being good with green peppers, onions, salsa...
<BobbyMcR> maybe even fried potatoes
<ManicPop> or fried ham, fried ham, cheese and bologna
<BobbyMcR> and of course macaroni
<BobbyMcR> but what next?
<ManicPop> onions
<ManicPop> pickles...
<ManicPop> and pretzels?
<BobbyMcR> yeah
<BobbyMcR> and then we'll have some more fried ham
<ManicPop> fried ham! fried ham!
<BobbyMcR> indeed
<ManicPop> i hear there's a second verse
<ManicPop> but... it's the same as the first
<ManicPop> but a whole lot worse
<ManicPop> so... forget it
<BobbyMcR> well, that's not good at all!
<ManicPop> yeah
<BobbyMcR> why bother singing it?
<BobbyMcR> heh
<ManicPop> i don't know
<BobbyMcR> think back to how dumb that was...
<BobbyMcR> all those 'stupid voices' that we would sing that goddamn song in
<ManicPop> yep, i remember finding it stupid at the time
<BobbyMcR> it's humiliating, if you think about it...
<BobbyMcR> yeah, i remember all camp songs being stupid
<BobbyMcR> and us making parodies of them
<ManicPop> "think of all the tacos i ate..."
<ManicPop> "think of all the cheese i ate..."
<ManicPop> we stuck it to 'em, though... we changed it to "think of all the tacos i vomited!"
<BobbyMcR> yeah!
<ManicPop> but ms. verellen made us stop
<BobbyMcR> "all i retched-a," or something
<ManicPop> yeah
<ManicPop> that's right
<BobbyMcR> ah
<BobbyMcR> it still makes me Lowell to this day
<BobbyMcR> so, call me Lowell
<ManicPop> lowell, ma?
<BobbyMcR> yes

*** ManicPop changes the topic to 'set your clocks back at 2, unless you're chris "mountain standard asshole" jenkins'
<BobbyMcR> Mountain Standard Asshole
<BobbyMcR> sounds like a band
<ManicPop> let's start it right away
<BobbyMcR> we'll call the album and first single the same name
<BobbyMcR> kind of like Big Country
<ManicPop> "in a big [mountain standard asshole]"
<BobbyMcR> dreams stay with you...
<ManicPop> "something something [mountain standard asshole] countryside!"
<Styrofoam> Big Country - Big Country - "Big Country" ????
<ManicPop> the song was "In A Big Country," I believe
<ManicPop> but yes, band and album were the same
<Styrofoam> guffawwww!!!
<ManicPop> well, the showed the public what's up by having several other hits
<ManicPop> like
<ManicPop> gotta go
<Styrofoam> heh
<Styrofoam> the band "Voices that Care" didn't have too many hits
<Styrofoam> just the one
<ManicPop> yeah, i really expected them to have a few more hit songs
<ManicPop> too much star power in one place, i guess... they broke up quickly
<Styrofoam> that actually did have a b-side
<Styrofoam> heh
* Styrofoam shamefully admits that he owned that cassette
<ManicPop> "we couldn't afford anymore studio time (clips of other songs by people involved in the project, edited together)"
<Styrofoam> hehe
<BobbyMcR> haw
<BobbyMcR> who was voices that care?
<Styrofoam> "support! / the / gulf / war!"

<BobbyMcR> let me find the install fi-il
<BobbyMcR> no
<ManicPop> i'm much more pleased with the upgrade
<ManicPop> it keeps your icons on the desktop, retains most of your settings, 'ect'
<ManicPop> it told me my scanner was incompatible, but i installed anyway... as soon as i got to windows update, there was a driver update
<ManicPop> and netBEUI is now no longer supported
<ManicPop> good riddance to it, i say
<ManicPop> good riddance (time of your life) that is
<BobbyMcR> yeah, the band isn't too fond of it
<ManicPop> so now, it's [tcp/ip]... or nothin'
<ManicPop> you know, like nerf
<BobbyMcR> yeah
<ManicPop> <guy> uh... couldn't you use novell ipx?
<ManicPop> *sigh*
<BobbyMcR> haw

<ManicPop> someone wants to use gnutella, eh?
<DifferentAngel> i think i've figured it out
<DifferentAngel> it just wouldn't connect to anyone earlier
<ManicPop> you might be firewalled
<DifferentAngel> hm
<BobbyMcR> what an insult
<DifferentAngel> how would one fix that?
<ManicPop> um, firewalls are firewalls
<BobbyMcR> just tell your school to take down the firewall
<BobbyMcR> they 'will' comply
<ManicPop> heh
<ManicPop> "seriously... this isn't working out for me"
<BobbyMcR> "but man...i like want to download movies and stuff!!"
<DifferentAngel> maybe if i give them some cash... usc is a bunch of money hungry whores.. they'll do anything for a buck
<ManicPop> you can get around it
<ManicPop> but without knowing the details of your firewall...
<BobbyMcR> i had some problems with 'guntella' initially
<BobbyMcR> i don't know why
<BobbyMcR> it just wouldn't connect
<BobbyMcR> but the next day it worked fine
<BobbyMcR> so i think you have to let the program "sleep on it"
<DifferentAngel> well it's doing fine now
<ManicPop> it learns its lesson
<ManicPop> and comes crawling back
<BobbyMcR> yeah!

<BobbyMcR> win plus doze = ex pee
<BobbyMcR> that's the chemical formula they used to develop the new OS
<Styrofoam> interesting
<Styrofoam> is that latin?
<BobbyMcR> yes, it's a latin formula
<Styrofoam> deus ex pee
<BobbyMcR> i think christina aguilera helped develop it
<ManicPop> haw
<BobbyMcR> i thought you would haw that
<ManicPop> since she's so "latin"
<ManicPop> (actually, her father is from ecuador and she lived in a spanish-speaking household until the age of 6)
<BobbyMcR> haw
<Styrofoam> doesn't matter
<BobbyMcR> that's not even latin
<BobbyMcR> latin = central america/carribean
<Styrofoam> she's made up to look white, so she must accept whiteness
<ManicPop> yeah
<ManicPop> but latin music is in spanish
<BobbyMcR> wow
<BobbyMcR> it's like i've know you all my life
<ManicPop> "i'm defending her 'latinness'"
<Styrofoam> sorry, anthony
<Styrofoam> not latin
<ManicPop> "oh no"
<Styrofoam> I know you want her to be
<BobbyMcR> you're defending her nonexistent 'lation'
<Styrofoam> hah
<Ticstah> latin america includes south america..and supposedly she's from ecuador
<BobbyMcR> fine
<BobbyMcR> but screw her anyway
<Ticstah> yeah she sucks
<Styrofoam> agreed
<BobbyMcR> so, who else agrees?
<BobbyMcR> ANTHONY?
<ManicPop> sorry
<ManicPop> i wasn't paying attention
<BobbyMcR> christina aguilera's music is about as latin as selena's
<BobbyMcR> but at least selena's dad was edward james olmos
<Styrofoam> true
<ManicPop> actually most of her "latin album" is the same songs as her debut album, sung in spanish
<ManicPop> i think there are three "originals"
<BobbyMcR> and they deal with issues only a 'latin' could understand

<BobbyMcR> Bernie (The Original Kings of Comedy) and his wife Wanda never wanted to be parents. But when Bernie pulls "uncle duty" for his sister's three kids (ages 5 to 13), they can all kiss their freedom goodbye. With Bernie's "tough love" approach, this daring new family show proves that sometimes the best parents are the ones you least suspect.
<BobbyMcR> b00t
<BobbyMcR> is tv just incredibly stupid, or what?
<ManicPop> bernie mac is funny
<ManicPop> but the show looks dum
<SmashySmashy> Mi casa es mi casa. Got it?
<BobbyMcR> HAWWWWWWWW
<BobbyMcR> yeah, i read that
<BobbyMcR> bowl + shit
<BobbyMcR> bernie mac better be funny if he wants to get out of this sitcom with a career
<ManicPop> heh
<ManicPop> i don't know... it looks like the kind of show that black people will watch just because it's about black people
<ManicPop> i mean, "martin" was on for five years
<BobbyMcR> therefore..."BRILLIANT!" raves the NY Times!
<SmashySmashy> fox is king of "watch this show, because these people are just like you!"
<SmashySmashy> like..titus.."hey, these guys are just regular red-blooded white americans! let's laugh!"
<BobbyMcR> HE'S WITE LIK EME
<ManicPop> i don't want to watch shows about people me
<ManicPop> +like
<BobbyMcR> People Me is an interesting guy, though
<BobbyMcR> haw
<BobbyMcR> must be asian
<BobbyMcR> Person Hu Workshire
<SmashySmashy> whoa..the andy richter show!
<ManicPop> ?
<SmashySmashy> http://www.fox.com/schedule/schedule_2001.htm
<SmashySmashy> under "backups"
<SmashySmashy> "for when bernie mac is cancelled"

* ManicPop is away, working until 1am PST like this guy... *holds up picture of guy with untied shoelaces, tripping over his own feet, with a "duhhh... whooooaaa!" caption bubble above him* [log:OFF] [page:ON]

<ManicPop> did you catch the reference to mr. carter?
<BobbyMcR> who is william carter?
<ManicPop> you may know him better as "will c."
<BobbyMcR> HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
<BobbyMcR> i don't know why i'm laughing at that
<BobbyMcR> must be late
<BobbyMcR> this is good
<BobbyMcR> i think we should purposely convolute everyday phrases more and more frequently
<BobbyMcR> i want it so no one understands us!
<ManicPop> yeah
<ManicPop> like that TNG episode
<ManicPop> "darmok"
<ManicPop> they discovered this alien race that only speaks with examples
<ManicPop> their entire language is based on their myths and fables
<BobbyMcR> what a bunch of nerds
<ManicPop> yeah
<ManicPop> you could understand the words, but they didn't make any sense without knowing the background
<BobbyMcR> like Yahoo Serious
<ManicPop> heh

<ManicPop> just use gnotella
<SmashySmashy> gnotella it is
<ManicPop> it's buggy, but it's good
<BobbyMcR> yeah
<BobbyMcR> DA BES'
<BobbyMcR> HAY...YOU AINT TONY
<SmashySmashy> yes i am
<BobbyMcR> shit
* SmashySmashy shows id
<BobbyMcR> well, this proves it
<BobbyMcR> i'm sorry i doubted you
<SmashySmashy> hey, it happens a lot

<ManicPop> i think i've finally got XP working for me
<BobbyMcR> kind of like slade gorton?
<ManicPop> yeah
<ManicPop> he works for me

<SmashySmashy> i didn't know they had a site
<ManicPop> i thought they did
<SmashySmashy> maybe they do
<ManicPop> well it's not foolsplay.com, although it looks like something is going there in the future
<ManicPop> nor is thefoolisplay.com
<ManicPop> which was obviously my second guess

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<Styrofoam> yo
<BobbyMcR> yo
<BobbyMcR> ASSHOLE
* GuestFUCKYOU has returned. (gone 8h39m44s)
<GuestFUCKYOU> ASSHOLE THIS
<Styrofoam> shit
<ManicPop> fuck
<Styrofoam> ...shitfuck!
<ManicPop> do the shitfuck!
<Styrofoam> swing your arms from side to side
<ManicPop> dunna dunt dun dunt duh dunt dun, dunna dunt dun dunt duh dunt dun, dunna dunt dun dunt duh dunt dun, dunna dunt dun dunt duh dunt dun...
<ManicPop> do the shitfuck!
<BobbyMcR> shitfuck
<ManicPop> are you doing it?
<BobbyMcR> yeah
<Styrofoam> yeah, hurry up
* Styrofoam fucks some shit up

<Lizadrin> [Guest31047] tonight i feel like more....
<Guest31047> fjsdklfjdskl
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<BobbyMcR> boot
<BobbyMcR> whose ass did you fuck, by the way?
<BobbyMcR> i want to make sure i'm 'safe'
<GuestBUTTMLK> i seem to be okay
<BobbyMcR> yeah
<BobbyMcR> me too
<GuestBUTTMLK> 8ball whose ass did he fuck?
<Lizadrin> GuestBUTTMLK, El Hefe
<BobbyMcR> wow
<BobbyMcR> that's a mighty tall order
<GuestBUTTMLK> i'd be proud to fuck that ass
<ManicPop> heh
<ManicPop> i just picked an ass at random
<ManicPop> you know, if i chose... that would be gay
<GuestBUTTMLK> you know what they say, "fuck an ass at random, and you never know whose ass you'll be fucking.."
<ManicPop> i can see why they say that
<ManicPop> fucking an ass at random has all of the punishment of ass-fucking, yet none of the gay overtones
<BobbyMcR> whew
* ManicPop pulls his dick out of the random ass, and then proceeds to thoroughly sodomize mario tennis
<BobbyMcR> thanks for the imagery

<ManicPop> has chris chexed the kwotez?
<Styrofoam> yup
<Styrofoam> I lulled all over the lot of them
<ManicPop> would you like to accompany brian to lowell, ma?
<Styrofoam> heh
<ManicPop> he's taking a trip you know
<Styrofoam> sure
<ManicPop> he has a route all planned out
<Styrofoam> it's a long drive
<BobbyMcR> yeah
<BobbyMcR> with the help of someone i found by watching inspector gadget
<Styrofoam> but at least we'll be able to laugh about the quotes... for the whole 3,000 mile drive...
<BobbyMcR> yay
<ManicPop> we could swing by and visit megan after "seeing the sights" in lowell
<ManicPop> which i'm sure are endless
<Styrofoam> heh
<Styrofoam> well, maybe there's a lot of funny stuff
<ManicPop> yeah
<ManicPop> d00dz laughing out loud wherever you go
<BobbyMcR> for no real reason
<BobbyMcR> it's kind of scary, actually
<BobbyMcR> like a dark place with frightening clowns
<ManicPop> i hear they will soon build a memorial to irc quotes there
<ManicPop> a set of statues depicting #superdeluxe members typing at computers
<BobbyMcR> haw
<BobbyMcR> kind of like The Thinker
<BobbyMcR> except with a desk/keyboard

<MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck> what extension is .pif?
<CowGrain> the virus extension?
<MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck> yeah, i figured
<MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck> i got an email from "Andersen" which tried to auto-open sorry_about_yesterday.mp3.pif
<CowGrain> hehe
<MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck> and i opened the mail because tiff's last name is anderson
<CowGrain> you got that one that it going around
<MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck> but then a record stopped, and i thought about it
<BobbyMcR> hmm
<BobbyMcR> "Did a record scratch to a stop? You may be infected with a virus."
<MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck> because usually when a record stops around here, a startling revelation occurs

<MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck> it's too bad people don't send fun viruses
<MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck> although i don't know how much "good" you can do with a virus
<MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck> maybe it can run scandisk and clean up your harddrive
<kiyule> or disk defrag
<ManicPop> they should make nice viruses
<MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck> seriously!
<kiyule> you guys should do it
<kiyule> name it superdeluxe
<MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck> "okay"
* MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck goes into his "VirusEditor"
* MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck goes to options
* MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck unchecks "bad"
* MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck checks "good"
* MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck hits OK
<kiyule> lol
<kiyule> if i make a virus, I'll send it to you guys
<ManicPop> thanks
<kiyule> but it'll be safe and fun
<BobbyMcR> what if you check good and bad at the same time?
<MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck> it would probably do something like defrag your computer, clean it up real nice, and then destroy it
<MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck> you know, a clean death
<ManicPop> either that, or it creates problems then fixes them
<MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck> ooh
<MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck> depends on which gets checked first, i suppose
<MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck> "Your hard drive is about to be destroyed. But, before it goes..here's some of the hard drive's favorite moments...*slideshow*"
<ManicPop> *shots surprisingly show "kid rock picking up a fucking guitar" and "kid rock working the fucking turntables" for some reason*
<MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck> those are applicable ANYTIME
<MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck> they will probably be shown at WTC memorials too

<CowGrain> ass fuck
<CowGrain> gnight
<ManicPop> well, mofo's off to have some fun
<CowGrain> indeed

<ManicPop> you know... harvey danger is right
<ManicPop> sometimes you do have to kill on christmas
<BobbyMcR> sometimes you have to kill on christmas?
<BobbyMcR> haw
<ManicPop> i mean... "death takes no holiday"
<ManicPop> you might need to defend yourself in a fight, and be forced to kill
<ManicPop> just because it's christmas, that doesn't change anything
<BobbyMcR> i guess they're right
<BobbyMcR> i mean, *sometimes* you will be forced to kill to save your life
<ManicPop> it doesn't happen to everyone, but it does happen
<ManicPop> and it can happen on dec. 25th just as easily as any other day
<ManicPop> except for that fact that it couldn't happen inside establishments that were closed for the holiday
<ManicPop> [a public service message from harvey danger]

<a1ka1ine> but I cant sleep when I know theres snow outside
<BobbyMcR> snow?
<a1ka1ine> yea
<BobbyMcR> haw
<a1ka1ine> like 4 inches
<BobbyMcR> we don't have snow here
<a1ka1ine> yea, I know
<BobbyMcR> bremerton must be in the mountains or something
<a1ka1ine> odd considering Im only like 20 miles from you at the most
<BobbyMcR> i guess, 'as the crow flies'
<a1ka1ine> yea
<a1ka1ine> but that would also be 'as the snow falls;'
<a1ka1ine> without the semicolon
<BobbyMcR> i think the semicolon should stay
<a1ka1ine> ok
<a1ka1ine> then I will write the people who make up good grammar and tell them that
<a1ka1ine> while Im at it, it is no longer 'as the crow flies'
<a1ka1ine> but 'as the snow falls;'
<BobbyMcR> i think good grammar has been purchased by aol-time warner
<BobbyMcR> so take it up with them
<a1ka1ine> alright
<a1ka1ine> <me> So...I got this great idea for grammar
<a1ka1ine> <aol-time warner> Yea, well, were already getting rid of English, so, sorry
<a1ka1ine> aol-time warnerese is gonna be the new universal language
<BobbyMcR> "hey, what's aol, man? how are aol?"
<BobbyMcR> "oh, i'm just time warnering"
<a1ka1ine> "oh aol...I was just you've got mailing over at the new *bleep sound"
<BobbyMcR> now you're talking... literally!
<BobbyMcR> well, i should go... my first class is at 10:30
<a1ka1ine> have an aol of a time
<a1ka1ine> warner that is
<BobbyMcR> i time warner

*** Joins: IhateNicknames (shane@c1113060-a.fedwy1.wa.home.com)
<BobbyMcR> haw
<ManicPop> look at this guy
<BobbyMcR> if you hate nicknames, THEN WHY ARE YOU USING ONE?
<IhateNicknames> OH SHIT
*** IhateNicknames is now known as I-Hate-MYSELF
<BobbyMcR> YEAH, MAN!
<BobbyMcR> LISTEN TO IM
* I-Hate-MYSELF :(

<kiyule> night
<Styrofoam> God of the night
<KillKillKillKill> who is the God of the Night?
<Styrofoam> I was just trying to find that out myself
<KillKillKillKill> we could take the phrase one degree further
<Styrofoam> that was my plan as well
<BobbyMcR> hmm
<BobbyMcR> but how?
<KillKillKillKill> http://www.touregypt.net/featurestories/set.htm
<KillKillKillKill> here's god of the night sky
<Styrofoam> ah, who cares
<Styrofoam> I'm going with Poseidon, god of the sea
<Styrofoam> wait a minute
<Styrofoam> his name's SETH!?
<Styrofoam> that's perfect!
<Styrofoam> seth!
<KillKillKillKill> hehehe
<KillKillKillKill> set or seth
<BobbyMcR> i vote seth
<BobbyMcR> esp. since i know a guy named seth
<KillKillKillKill> and horus is god of the day
<KillKillKillKill> haha
<BobbyMcR> yay
<BobbyMcR> "horus!" -> "good day, sir!"
<BobbyMcR> "seth" -> "good night"
<KillKillKillKill> i'm glad to finally be a part of this language
<Styrofoam> yay
<BobbyMcR> #12#http://www.touregypt.net/featurestories/sexuality.htm## whooo!! egypt #after hours!#
<Styrofoam> In eager quest of what your heard desires -
<Styrofoam> Do as it prompts you...
<BobbyMcR> Even the gods had sex in ancient Egypt. Ra (in the form of Atum) masturbated his children Shu and Tefnut into existence!
<BobbyMcR> Atum is he who masturbated in On. He took his phallus in his grasp that he might create orgasm by means of it, and so were born the twins Shu and Tefnut.
<Styrofoam> wow
<Styrofoam> "I masturbated you into existence, and I can masturbate you OUT of existence!"
<BobbyMcR> HAHHHHHHHHHHHH
<KillKillKillKill> LOWELL
<Styrofoam> MA
<BobbyMcR> HEY, MA
<Styrofoam> get off the danged roof

<BobbyMcR> i sure am tired after that "heated" "debate" on LJ
<Steve-the-Damner> yeah..and pissed
<BobbyMcR> let's agree to disagree
<Steve-the-Damner> let's agree to kill guys
<BobbyMcR> agreed.
* BobbyMcR kills the first guy
<Steve-the-Damner> hurrah!
* Steve-the-Damner kills a second guy
* BobbyMcR kills the third guy...unfortunately, that guy was BOBBYMCR!!!!
* BobbyMcR dies
<BobbyMcR> "let this be a lesson to you"
<Steve-the-Damner> looks like he finally learns his lesson
* Steve-the-Damner does not heed the lesson and kills a fourth guy
<Steve-the-Damner> (that guy is not Steve-the-Damner)
<BobbyMcR> why are you saying that?
<BobbyMcR> are you trying to take over the narrator's job?
<Steve-the-Damner> i'm just sayin
<Steve-the-Damner> i'm steve the damner, i know my place
<BobbyMcR> your place in this crazy, mixed-up world
* Steve-the-Damner kills a fifth guy
* Steve-the-Damner dies
<BobbyMcR> i wonder who the fifth guy was
<BobbyMcR> could've been a guy that released poison gas upon his demise
<Steve-the-Damner> i don't know..IM NOT THE NARRATOR
<BobbyMcR> nooooooo

<Styrofoam> yay
<Styrofoam> I've finally figured out what to write my honors paper about
<Styrofoam> the title will be "Not Doing an Honors Paper and Taking Some Other Honors Class Later: An Ecclectic Approach"
<BobbyMcR> ecclectic?
<BobbyMcR> haw
<Styrofoam> shit, I misspelled a word in the title of my honors paper
<Styrofoam> *fails class, even though paper wasn't required to pass class*

<BobbyMcR> i've finally thought of a topic for my final presentation in TC 333
<BobbyMcR> it'll be cool
<BobbyMcR> she wants us to explain a process, or something along those lines
<BobbyMcR> so i'll explain how tofu is made
<BobbyMcR> and perhaps offer some samples
<BobbyMcR> to make it 'fun'
<mnkymike> tofu fun
<BobbyMcR> or toFUN, as i [would never] like to say
<mnkymike> the words have been grouped together since the beginning of time
<BobbyMcR> yes, the english words "tofu" and "fun" existed long before humans, or solar systems, or helium...
<mnkymike> And god said let there be toFun, and it was good
<BobbyMcR> that's blasphemy
<BobbyMcR> if it ain't meet, it ain't fit to eat
<mnkymike> if you haven't been introduced, you can't eat it?
<BobbyMcR> we have a winner
<mnkymike> just making sure
<mnkymike> yea
<Styrofoam> well, if you meet Eet you will probably meet Ern at the same time
<BobbyMcR> hawwwwwww
<BobbyMcR> HI IM EEt
<Styrofoam> hence the old saying: HI I'M EET HI I'M ERN
<BobbyMcR> lowell, mass.
<BobbyMcR> i'm a regular jerry lawler
<mnkymike> Almost as old as toFUN
<BobbyMcR> beaten by only a couple years
<mnkymike> Were not sure who documented the two sayings..due to their sheer age
<BobbyMcR> it's in the fossil record
<mnkymike> carbon dating proves it
<mnkymike> just like everything else
<BobbyMcR> yep, since carbon dating ""is"" used for things that old
<BobbyMcR> good thing we're clear on this
<Styrofoam> uhhhh oh
<BobbyMcR> potassium-argon dating is something i just made up, right now
<Styrofoam> time to take a step back
<BobbyMcR> not sure why i even mentioned it
<BobbyMcR> now back to eet and ern
<mnkymike> us either
<mnkymike> who came first?
<mnkymike> what exactly is their relationship?
<Styrofoam> well, Eet came first
<Styrofoam> because you have to Eet before you can Ern
<BobbyMcR> that's very true
<mnkymike> sound logic
<ManicPop> makes sense to me
<mnkymike> or maybe it was ern and eet, and eet bought out ern?
<Styrofoam> how can pigs and mules buy out each other?
<mnkymike> how can they be six feet tall, and make wise cracks?
<BobbyMcR> easily
<BobbyMcR> http://www.kelloggs.com/eetnern/eehome/index.html
<Styrofoam> yes!
<Styrofoam> new livejournal graphics, here we come
<mnkymike> hehe
<BobbyMcR> you can view eet & ern cartoons!!
<mnkymike> wtf, who made cartoons
<mnkymike> that person should be shot on pure principle
<BobbyMcR> ern is left-handed
<BobbyMcR> i think i'm losing intelligence by watching these

<ManicPop> so shane
<ManicPop> does my computer get destroyed tomorrow or something?
<Steve-the-Damner> i think so
<Steve-the-Damner> there are self-destruct modules on every cable modem
<BobbyMcR> "the judge" will confiscate it
<Steve-the-Damner> if the judge gives the go-ahead, they automatically explode
<Steve-the-Damner> so, just try not to keep any oily rags in your room
<BobbyMcR> heh
<ManicPop> and the explosion will go through my ethernet to my computer
<BobbyMcR> that's what excite recommends
<ManicPop> i still don't understand what's going on
<ManicPop> that article didn't explain things very well
<Steve-the-Damner> well, att said they were gonna by excite@home for however much
<ManicPop> this is the first i've heard of this
<Steve-the-Damner> but the shareholders said "hode up, this isn't givin' us no money, beeatch"
<Steve-the-Damner> so they brought it to court
<ManicPop> hm
<Steve-the-Damner> http://news.cnet.com/news/0-1004-200-7588563.html?tag=lthd
<ManicPop> i would like my internet connection to work
<ManicPop> that will be all
<BobbyMcR> and the court said, "are you aware that your service offers only ##99 times the speed of an analog dial-up connection##?""
<BobbyMcR> so they'll shut them down, due to false advertising
<Steve-the-Damner> yes..that is the reason
<Steve-the-Damner> AT&T sent an email saying that they have a "backup network" that they will put all subscribers on if the judge smacks them down tomorrow
<BobbyMcR> IM SURE IT WILL BE GRATE
<Steve-the-Damner> *cut to shot of network, being held up by string and taped together*
<BobbyMcR> right
<BobbyMcR> a computer network made of duct tape, string, and construction paper
<ManicPop> "ricky... our advertising guy ... *ricky waves* ... over here has an aol account and a 56k modem. we're pretty sure we can hook it up to that" -- at&t spokesperson
<BobbyMcR> wouldn't that be sweet
<Styrofoam> haha
<Styrofoam> I could set up a dialup for one guy...

<BobbyMcR> crossfire
<BobbyMcR> you'll get caught up in the
<BobbyMcR> crossfire
<A1ka1ine> that was such a good game
<A1ka1ine> (most likely still is)
<BobbyMcR> haw
<BobbyMcR> i've never played it
<A1ka1ine> I remember playing it when I was like 9...I think that is most likely the last time actually playing the game and not just shooting the little balls around
<BobbyMcR> it was like owning a gun
<A1ka1ine> exactly...Hungry Hungry Hippos for the older kids, in a way
<BobbyMcR> hungry hungry hippos.. AFTER HOURS!
<A1ka1ine> its what you would play in a bar...
<BobbyMcR> i could just see it... crossfire 'hustlers'
<BobbyMcR> putting $20s on the game
<A1ka1ine> haha
<A1ka1ine> I would prefer to call myself a Crossfire Shark, really
<A1ka1ine> it would just be more intense with Hungry Hungry Hippos, though
<A1ka1ine> could't you see a bunch of old drunk guys betting on it?
<A1ka1ine> "I got $40 on Harry Hippo"
<BobbyMcR> haw
<BobbyMcR> they had names?
<A1ka1ine> haha yep
<A1ka1ine> I believe all of them started with an 'h' and ended with hippos
<A1ka1ine> like Horace
<ManicPop> yeah
<ManicPop> i remember that
<ManicPop> harry hippo
<ManicPop> i think one was (very cleverly) just named "hungry hippo"
<ManicPop> and... two others
<BobbyMcR> hellboy hippo

<ManicPop> that's weird
<ManicPop> ysib.com obviously resolves
<ManicPop> yet... nothing else seems to do so
<ManicPop> obviously at&t knows their priorities
<ManicPop> "quick! get access to ysib.com back! then work on the other sites like yahoo, microsoft, msn, etc..."

<BobbyMcR> The Enemy Is Mine
<BobbyMcR> heh
<BobbyMcR> what a good (and 'real') band name
<ManicPop> i own the enemy
<BobbyMcR> as captain planet says... "the enemy is YOURS!"
<ManicPop> i think that was captain faggot, actually
<BobbyMcR> he's a hero
<ManicPop> gonna take... procreation... down to 0
<BobbyMcR> hahhhhhhhh
<BobbyMcR> i suppose in terms of overpopulation, that is quite heroic

<BobbyMcR> i only played 2 games of s-broz. today
<ManicPop> wow
<ManicPop> there are starving kids in third world countries who play the broz more often than that
<BobbyMcR> probably

<ManicPop> ho ho ho
<ManicPop> i'm fucking hungry
<BobbyMcR> santa?
<BobbyMcR> my pebbles
<ManicPop> "i'm sorry, i didn't realize other people were present"
<ManicPop> "i apologize for my language"
<ManicPop> -- barney as santa
<BobbyMcR> the director's cut of that commercial
<ManicPop> yes
<BobbyMcR> i love the commentary track on that one
<ManicPop> soon to be available on the fruity pebbles dvd

<BobbyMcR> one thing i can say about this summer... "[...]"
<BobbyMcR> "it [...] [...] ... certainly ... [...] ... existed."
<ManicPop> heh
<BobbyMcR> in conclusion: "[.....................................................................................................]"
<ManicPop> there, there
<ManicPop> we're all still alive
<ManicPop> we survived
<BobbyMcR> in addtion, amstel light
<ManicPop> and we'll live to see next summer
<BobbyMcR> perhaps we can make movies about it
<BobbyMcR> Summer ... then Next Summer
<ManicPop> will chris tucker be in the first?
<ManicPop> we could use "man, i'm chris tucker, man" in the sdtk.
<BobbyMcR> and then Summer After Next
<BobbyMcR> yeah
<BobbyMcR> chris tucker will be in the first one
<BobbyMcR> strangely
<BobbyMcR> even though he was never a part of our lives
<BobbyMcR> and then we'll talk about him in the second one
<BobbyMcR> which again is strange
<BobbyMcR> but somehow we will miss him
<BobbyMcR> perhaps he'll be rehabilitating himself somehow

<BobbyMcR> we learned about name servers today in netw3-ing
<BobbyMcR> there are 13 central name servers
<BobbyMcR> a.root-servers.net through m.root-servers.net
<BobbyMcR> and of course, the obscure "your-cool.root-servers.net"
<ManicPop> the little-known 14th one
<BobbyMcR> right
<BobbyMcR> it contains an entry for mr. bling-bling's page
<BobbyMcR> but i think that's about it
<ManicPop> wow
<ManicPop> not very useful
<BobbyMcR> yeah, especially since that information could be gathered from any of the other 13 servers
<ManicPop> it's more a symbolic thing
<ManicPop> he's so cool he gets his own nameserver
<BobbyMcR> after all, that's what the internet is all about... symbolism

<ManicPop> combo up the dick
<ManicPop> combo up the dick
<ManicPop> combo up the, combo up the motherfucking di-ock
<ManicPop> that music is in there!
<BobbyMcR> haw
<BobbyMcR> for der mario?
<ManicPop> yah
<IHateAtHome> haha..excellent
<BobbyMcR> i assume since it's the gamecube and all, they threw in the vocals
<ManicPop> of course
<ManicPop> the official lyrics
<BobbyMcR> right
<BobbyMcR> were you able to score a copy of the setlist?
<ManicPop> some of the songs actually do have words
<ManicPop> some songs have like "choir sounds"
<ManicPop> and the dk level has a rap
<BobbyMcR> haw!
<BobbyMcR> "i'm DK with a story to tell... i just got a new cup from taco bell..."

<BobbyMcR> i think from now on, i will only buy nachrill peanut butter
<ManicPop> yeah
<ManicPop> i hate artifical peanuts
<BobbyMcR> haw
<ManicPop> styrofoam-peanut butter
<ManicPop> that's the worst
<BobbyMcR> haw!
<BobbyMcR> mashed up styrofoam peanuts
<BobbyMcR> now that's a meal
<ManicPop> it really satisfies
<BobbyMcR> not going anywhere for a while?
<BobbyMcR> is no other food available?
<ManicPop> will there be no other food available for two weeks?
<BobbyMcR> packed with styrofoam peanuts, common household items really satisfy...
<ManicPop> heh
<ManicPop> i can see the commercial now
<ManicPop> i can't think of a funny example
<ManicPop> but just to let you know
<ManicPop> i CAN see it
<BobbyMcR> thanks

<ManicPop> so
<ManicPop> who likes stuff?
<ManicPop> you know, in general
<BobbyMcR> i love it!
<ManicPop> alright!
* ManicPop does (heterosexual) "stuff" with brian
<Styrofoam> sweet
<Styrofoam> can I get in on that?
<ManicPop> oh yeah!
<ManicPop> "hop in!" (whatever that might mean in this case)
* Styrofoam boards the heterosexuality train
<BobbyMcR> all aboard!!
<BobbyMcR> [dance music plays]
<BobbyMcR> c'mon ride the--HETEROSEXUALITY...--train...
<BobbyMcR> hey ride it!
<BobbyMcR> whoo! whoo!

(in #ysib, after a few conversations...)
<BobbyMcR> i want to make these vegan pancakes
<DelMonte> what do you want to make into vegan pancakes?
<BobbyMcR> 2 cups whole wheat pastry flour; 1/2 cup cornmeal; 2 tbsp Ener-G egg replacer; 2 tsp baking powder; 1/2 tsp baking soda; 1/2 tsp cinnamon; 2 tbsp oil; 1 cup water; 1 cup soy milk; 1/8 cup maple syrup; 1/4 tsp apple cider vinegar
<BobbyMcR> Mix dry ingredients together, then add remaining ingredients. Make sure all the ingredients are mixed together well. Batter should be spongy, not thick or runny. Preheat lightly oiled frying pan over medium heat. Pour a ladle full of batter into pan and cook on both sides until golden brown. Makes 5 large pancakes.
<DelMonte> Excel-end
<BobbyMcR> sounds g0d
<BobbyMcR> i need N or G egg replacer, though
<BobbyMcR> i haven't decided which one i want to replace
<ManicPop> go with g
<BobbyMcR> hmm
<BobbyMcR> i'm leaning towards g
<BobbyMcR> n is used more often
<BobbyMcR> wouldn't want to replace it
<ManicPop> so wow
<ManicPop> this channel is being used
<DelMonte> kind of like your ass
<ManicPop> yay for stuff we can't talk about in #superdeluxe!
<DelMonte> I started talking in this channel because I wanted a more intimate group in which to discuss [something]
<ManicPop> yep
<ManicPop> and then i, in turn, started talking about [something]
<BobbyMcR> oh, and guys...
<BobbyMcR> don't mention the pancakes outside of #ysib
<DelMonte> yeah
<DelMonte> it's a secret
<ManicPop> i understand
<BobbyMcR> thanks
<BobbyMcR> i appreciate it
(minutes later, in #superdeluxe...)
<ManicPop> so, i hear brian's making these vegan pancakes
<ManicPop> wait
<ManicPop> #14oh shit...
<BobbyMcR> you son of a bitch!
<ManicPop> i'm sorry!!
<BobbyMcR> i thought i could trust you!!!
<ManicPop> i just... got to talking... you know... and...
<BobbyMcR> sigh
<DelMonte> most agregious!
<BobbyMcR> egregious
<IHateAtHome> "it proved to be a breaking point for the boys in #ysib.."
<IHateAtHome> "they never were the same to each other again."

<BobbyMcR> can't fight my asshole...
<BobbyMcR> dun-dun dun dun
<Styrofoam> it's true
<BobbyMcR> many have tried
<Styrofoam> "A man cannot fight his own asshole." --Proverb
<BobbyMcR> so true

<Styrofoam> hey, here's a band that sucks: Time in Malta
<Styrofoam> a good example of how decent guitar parts can be ruined by bad vocals
<Styrofoam> the guitarist/drummer should kick the bassist/vocalist out and start a Hum cover band
<BobbyMcR> wow, a simultaneous guitar/drum player
<Styrofoam> yeah
<Styrofoam> more amazingly, in a two-piece band, one guy can kick the other guy out
<ManicPop> heh
<ManicPop> that brings up an interesting situation
<ManicPop> two guys in a band
<ManicPop> they both contribute just as much to the writing process
<ManicPop> and one guy doesn't want to play with the other guy anymore?
<ManicPop> they split, but who "keeps the band"?
<Styrofoam> nobody
<Styrofoam> it's not allowed
<ManicPop> it would be funny if they both continued as the band
<ManicPop> both got a new guy
<ManicPop> and both had the same name
<Styrofoam> Simon and Garfunkel should do that
<ManicPop> yeah
<ManicPop> they contributed "equally" to the writing process
<Styrofoam> heh
<Styrofoam> alright, then, asshole...
<Styrofoam> ummm
<Styrofoam> bobby and antoine should do that, then
<ManicPop> "you have to think of an example... i demand it!" -- me, earlier
<Styrofoam> "examples are for coolholes" --me, now
<Styrofoam> *sounds of urination* --me, momentarily
<ManicPop> hey
<ManicPop> me too!

<ManicPop> my dad just changed the showerhead on the shower
<ManicPop> and the old showerhead is sitting on the bathroom counter
<ManicPop> whenever i go to pee, i keep wanting to pee through it
<BobbyMcR> HAW
<ManicPop> i don't know... i think it would be interesting to see urine streaming out of a showerhead
<BobbyMcR> well, as nofx says
<BobbyMcR> those dreaded wednesdays and saturdays...also know as--PEEING THROUGH A--shower--HEAD--days
<ManicPop> hm
<ManicPop> what does nofx say about them?
<BobbyMcR> [they] hate them
<ManicPop> hm
<ManicPop> i guess i shouldn't do it then
<Styrofoam> hmm
<Styrofoam> I'd do it
<ManicPop> i guess i just take nofx's advice to heart a bit more than you do, chris
<Styrofoam> yeah
<Styrofoam> I'm not a libertarian either
<Styrofoam> but then... wait
<Styrofoam> they can't be libertarians
<Styrofoam> because they're for gun control...
<BobbyMcR> they have some libertarian viewpoints
<Styrofoam> ha... the 3-year-old argument with Josh is revived!
<Styrofoam> yeah
<Styrofoam> but they can't be *real* libertarians if they're for gun control, man
<BobbyMcR> heh
<BobbyMcR> just like you can't be a *real* vegan if you eat honey
<Styrofoam> well, I think it's a little different
<Styrofoam> a political party has a platform
<Styrofoam> unlike a bunch of hippies (i.e. vegans)
<BobbyMcR> you mean the green party?
<Styrofoam> heh
<Styrofoam> I dunno, ol' Ralph was down with native american whaling
<ManicPop> that's it
<ManicPop> i'm starting the "buncha hippiez party"
<BobbyMcR> i vote we rename the party "buncha buncha hippiez"
<ManicPop> who says you're in the party, asshole?
<BobbyMcR> i do
<Styrofoam> I'm in the party too
<Styrofoam> in fact, I'm the president
<BobbyMcR> i took the "party deed" when you weren't looking, so i own it
<ManicPop> well considering i haven't made any rules yet, i guess you can induct yourselves
<ManicPop> i should of thot this thru
<BobbyMcR> hey, *I* make the rules
<BobbyMcR> and i say the only rule is... there are no rules
<ManicPop> i didn't make any rules saying you couldn't
<ManicPop> shit!
<ManicPop> that confuses things
<BobbyMcR> strangely enough, rule #2 is "there are actually a couple rules, if you read further"
<BobbyMcR> rule #3 is "this space for rent"
<Styrofoam> "buncha buncha hippiez charter: Do as you will. That is the whole of the law."
<BobbyMcR> and the final rule, rule #4 is "there is no rule #4"
<Styrofoam> and the other final rule, rule #5 is "girls are not funny"
<BobbyMcR> this is great
<BobbyMcR> we finally own a political party
<Styrofoam> yay
<Styrofoam> I've always wanted one
<BobbyMcR> with 1, 4, or 5 rules depending on how you look at it, none of which make any sense
<Styrofoam> our candidate for 2004 is The Guy From Phish
<ManicPop> 0, 1, 4 or 5
<BobbyMcR> i suppose
<BobbyMcR> which Guy From Phish?
<Styrofoam> I dunno
<Styrofoam> is there a fat guy?
<Styrofoam> or is more than one of them fat?
<ManicPop> sadly, i don't think they have any fat guys
<Styrofoam> damn
<BobbyMcR> damn
<BobbyMcR> the munchies didn't fatten them up?
<ManicPop> i can't remember the lead singer's name
<Styrofoam> it'll have to be John Popper then...
* Styrofoam is handed a sheet of paper
<Styrofoam> DAMN!
<BobbyMcR> lowell, ma
<BobbyMcR> good thing that guy was there to hand over that sheet
<BobbyMcR> let's make him vice president
<Styrofoam> hahaha
<Styrofoam> "Vote Popper and Guy with Informative Sheet in 2004!"
<BobbyMcR> i'll start printing up the bumper stickers

<ManicPop> YOU are looking at A Super Nintendo NES systems, 2 games, . The system work and look great. The systems also come with 2 controllers, 1 power supply, and 1 RF switch. The games are:PRIMAL RAGE COMES WITH THE OFFICAL PLAYERS GUIDE THE OTHE GAME IS TECMO SUPER BOWEL
<ManicPop> i can't wait to play "tecmo super bowel"
<IHateAtHome> haha
<BobbyMcR> HAW
<BobbyMcR> that wasn't a very popular game
<ManicPop> your character "like... really has to take a shit, dude"... and you have to navigate him through a maze to the nearest toilet

<ManicPop> it's that time of year again
<ManicPop> ##4,4F#3,3U#4,4C#3,3K#4,4 #3,3Y#4,4O#3,3U##4,4 #4,3 MERRY##3,3 #4,4 #3,4CHRISTMAS #3,3 #4,4F#3,3U#4,4C#3,3K#4,4 #3,3Y#4,4O#3,3U
<BobbyMcR> heh
<BobbyMcR> i love that one
<ManicPop> copy and paste the message to your friends!
<BobbyMcR> let me paste this to my friends!!
<BobbyMcR> FUCK YOU MERRY CHRISTMAS FUCK YOU
<BobbyMcR> SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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<BobbyMcR> look hoo it is
<NikkiKixx> who is it?
<BobbyMcR> my friend and yours, nick cates
<B1azeofG1ory> mine too?
<NikkiKixx> nope i am no ones friend i am "irc bastard!"
<NikkiKixx> screw everyone!
<BobbyMcR> shit
<BobbyMcR> i'm so alone
<BobbyMcR> :`(
<B1azeofG1ory> I <3 you Brian
<BobbyMcR> YES
<NikkiKixx> im sorry, in the words of shaun mullins, everything is going to be alirght.....oh rockabye. im getting teary eyed
<BobbyMcR> you have made my day
<BobbyMcR> hah!!
<B1azeofG1ory> I try...
<BobbyMcR> shaun mullins is my favorite!!
<BobbyMcR> i love his storytelling style
<BobbyMcR> a song isn't just a song...it's an epic
<ManicPop> especially the part about frosted flakes
<NikkiKixx> you know brian, its hard to play a gig in this town and keep a straight face
<BobbyMcR> yeah
<BobbyMcR> kind of like nashville
<BobbyMcR> with ONE IMPORTANT DIFFERENCE!
<BobbyMcR> WITH A TAN!
<BobbyMcR> do you hear me?!
<NikkiKixx> hehe
<NikkiKixx> oh man
<NikkiKixx> that really hits me right there *points at his tricep*
<BobbyMcR> wow
<BobbyMcR> you're ripped
<NikkiKixx> hehe or somethign

<NikkiKixx> so how about those seahawks?
<BobbyMcR> i hate sports, and i hate all people who talk about them
<NikkiKixx> so dude did you hear they traded for some player that plays a key position
<BobbyMcR> man
<BobbyMcR> that player was our star player
<NikkiKixx> hey!
<NikkiKixx> i thought you hated me :)
<BobbyMcR> i hope the key position he played can be filled by an equally good player
<BobbyMcR> let us put aside our differences
<B1azeofG1ory> oh, theres a new rookie...he did well in college
<BobbyMcR> and hope that our local team can beat the crosstown rivals
<B1azeofG1ory> hey, the crosstown rival team's star veteran player is out with an injury
<B1azeofG1ory> we might even make it to the tournament that decides the champion of the sport they play
<BobbyMcR> hmm
<BobbyMcR> if only they could win the highest regional game in that particular sport
<B1azeofG1ory> very good point
<BobbyMcR> then they would have a chance at the final series of the sport
<BobbyMcR> and get the highest honor bestowed upon winners of this deciding game
<BobbyMcR> this highest honor has eluded us for several years
<B1azeofG1ory> and each player could recieve the token that denotes this honor
<BobbyMcR> yes
<BobbyMcR> perhaps a commemorative uniform or replica token could be manufactured, which fans of the sport could buy to celebrate their victory
<B1azeofG1ory> and if it is a clothing item, that item could be on sale for no more than 99 cents after time has elapsed since the victory
<B1azeofG1ory> and in time the only people wearing these items will smell like smoke and drink heavily
<B1azeofG1ory> and the item will, of course, not fit
<NikkiKixx> THERE IS NO TIME FOR FOOD WHEN SPORTS ARE THE TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
<B1azeofG1ory> and will have holes in it because of of gratuitous wear
<BobbyMcR> of course
<BobbyMcR> so anyway, i figure if we can pull out this victory, we can all buy tickets to go to the arena or stadium where the beloved team plays their sport
<B1azeofG1ory> there will be scalpers for sure!
<B1azeofG1ory> we could get tickets for this event at "bargain" prices!

<palkyle> we should get brian
<BobbyMcR> and i'll reimburse d00dz with gas up the ass
<Styrofoam> smoove
<Styrofoam> where we B. chilln tonite?
<BobbyMcR> perhaps you didn't hear me correctly
<BobbyMcR> UP THE ASS
<Styrofoam> oh
<Styrofoam> how long does it take to get up the ass?
<Styrofoam> it doesn't seem like it would take much gas to get up one's ass
<palkyle> at least a gallon
<palkyle> i think you can get drunk from that
<BobbyMcR> drunk from gas up the ass?
<Styrofoam> you'd probably be intoxicated in some way
<Styrofoam> possibly by dying
<BobbyMcR> well, by definition
<BobbyMcR> a crush must hurt
<palkyle> "high"
<BobbyMcR> and they do
<palkyle> the question is, how high?
<Styrofoam> what's that Frome?
<BobbyMcR> that dog.
<Styrofoam> which dog?
<BobbyMcR> *points up your ass*
<Styrofoam> wow
<Styrofoam> I thought the gasoline would deter dogs
<Styrofoam> my plan backfired
<BobbyMcR> you can say that again!!
<BobbyMcR> BACKfired!!! HAW!!!!!!!!
<Styrofoam> I just hope the fire on my back doesn't spread to my ass
<BobbyMcR> that would be disastrous
<BobbyMcR> dis-ASS-trous that is!!!
<BobbyMcR> HAW!!!!!!!!
<Styrofoam> that was a fantASStic joke!
<palkyle> i'll come back when this is done

<Styrofoam> yay, monkey rap mp3!!!
<BobbyMcR> it's bomb
<BobbyMcR> unfortunately, it's the original
<BobbyMcR> the melee version is diff.
<Styrofoam> hmm... this isn't quite as lame, somehow
<Styrofoam> it seems more video-gamish
<Styrofoam> the melee version seems more like they're trying to make it a real rap song
<Styrofoam> this version sounds like the guys on the development team are rappin' it
<BobbyMcR> and that's gotta gotta gotta go
<ManicPop> damn, bitch
<ManicPop> fuckin' donkey kong
<ManicPop> he be settin the record straight, nigga
<Styrofoam> "this kong's one hell of a guy" is pretty risque
<BobbyMcR> whoa
<BobbyMcR> that knocked me off my fucking ass

<palkile> what's anthony doing?
<BobbyMcR> [makes jacking off motion]
<BobbyMcR> he was talking on AIM
<palkile> to you?
<BobbyMcR> yeah
<palkile> well, i guess he doesn't want to talk to me [sad face]
<BobbyMcR> earlier
<BobbyMcR> as of 5 minutes ago
<BobbyMcR> too bad there's no better way to make a sad face on the internet
<palkile> :'(
<palkile> okay, I'm going to bed. I"ll see you tomorrow
<BobbyMcR> WILL YOU??
<palkile> see if anthony wants to come over for bros and stir fry tomorrow
<BobbyMcR> he'll see it in his buffer...
<ManicPop> hey
<ManicPop> people are talking here
<BobbyMcR> haw!!
<ManicPop> and here i'm being stupid talking on aim
<BobbyMcR> what a dipass
<BobbyMcR> yep
<BobbyMcR> scroll up to see kyle's ANGRY MESSAGE TO YOU!!!!
<BobbyMcR> it's the ANGRIEST INVITATION TO DINNER EVER!
<ManicPop> FUCK!
<ManicPop> i'll come... but only because I'M SURE I'LL BE HUNGRY!!!
<ManicPop> actually... eh... i will probably come
<ManicPop> i might have "obligations"
<ManicPop> but i will make a valiant effort
<BobbyMcR> well, aren't you prince valiant
<ManicPop> yeah
<ManicPop> what was he in, again?
<BobbyMcR> a comic
<ManicPop> oh
<ManicPop> right
<ManicPop> i was thinking a fairy tale
<ManicPop> but that's prince charming, among others
<BobbyMcR> way to know who you are!!

<ManicPop> i've beaten classic and adventure mode with all characters
<ManicPop> and i'm working on all-star mode now
<BobbyMcR> try gay-ass mode next
<ManicPop> to unlock gay-ass mode, you have to beat event 51 using luigi's pink outfit
<BobbyMcR> sounds like a plan

<palkile> hey, who are you?
<B1azeofG1ory> me?
<palkile> yeah
<B1azeofG1ory> I am Bobby
<B1azeofG1ory> why?
<palkile> oh, ok
<B1azeofG1ory> who are you?
<palkile> kyle
<BobbyMcR> bobby, kyle
<BobbyMcR> kyle, bobby
<B1azeofG1ory> I assumed that but figured I would still go through the formalities
<palkile> irc chat is the most formal place. . . ever
<BobbyMcR> i'm wearing a tie
<BobbyMcR> i expect the rest of you are in proper attire?
<B1azeofG1ory> Im wearing a tie...
<B1azeofG1ory> and only a tie
<BobbyMcR> there's a strict dress code here
<BobbyMcR> that works for me!
<palkile> i'm wearing a tie but no pants
<B1azeofG1ory> hey...I still have the tie
<palkile> *steals tie*
<B1azeofG1ory> damn!

<IHateAtHome> hey guys, my friend jessica finally emailed me
<IHateAtHome> let me tell you, she's QUITE happy to hear from me
<IHateAtHome> Hey baby... heres my webcam link u asked for.... u can watch me play with myself live all night=)
<IHateAtHome> http://www.my-naughty-site.com
<IHateAtHome> Theres also lots of juicy pix and videos of me getting fucked there as well to tempt your tasty cock....
<ManicPop> hm
<ManicPop> you think she'd get tired of playing with herself live all night
<ManicPop> i mean, she didn't even specify a time... she'd really have to do that all night
<BobbyMcR> you know
<ManicPop> what if she needs a break or something?
<IHateAtHome> she's hoping i'll get distracted by her juicy pix, and possibly the videos of her getting fucked, so she can take a break

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<ManicPop> i wouldn't mind watching that
<ManicPop> lizadrin6!
<IHateAtHome> good to see 2 of the 6 made it
<ManicPop> there's actually 54 lizadrins
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<BobbyMcR> where have all the lizadrins gone
<IHateAtHome> i remember back in my day, there was a lizadrin on every corner
<IHateAtHome> now..well, we have only one
<BobbyMcR> and occasionally, 6
<IHateAtHome> true
<IHateAtHome> but usually, one

<BobbyMcR> and julie said fuck
<BobbyMcR> fuck said julie
<BobbyMcR> fuck around until my return...
<BobbyMcR> i like that version better
<ManicPop> heh
<ManicPop> the definition of fuck was something we had yet to learn
<ManicPop> but we tried to do it anyway!
<BobbyMcR> it's so true
<ManicPop> now that would be interesting
<BobbyMcR> yes
<ManicPop> i'd like to see the video to that song!
<BobbyMcR> yes
<BobbyMcR> with young children
<BobbyMcR> since they are assumed to be young, given the tone of the song

<ManicPop> super ass brothers melee
<BobbyMcR> yeah, ASS
<BobbyMcR> MAN
<ManicPop> more like STUPID ass brothers melee
<ManicPop> !!
<BobbyMcR> YEAH!!!!
<BobbyMcR> THAT'S SO MUCH MORE LIKE IT
<ManicPop> i sure took the non-insulting name and turned it insulting!
<BobbyMcR> D00D
<BobbyMcR> like that guy who was named asshole

<BobbyMcR> you know...speed is actually a good action movie
<Styrofoam> true
<Styrofoam> I'm glad you can admit this
<BobbyMcR> don't pay attention to sandra bullock, if possible
<Styrofoam> yeah
<Styrofoam> she isn't required to act much, which is a good thing
<Styrofoam> kinda like keanu in the matrix
<Styrofoam> I like the fact that the guy from Dumb and Dumber gets killed
<Styrofoam> that doesn't happen enough in movies
<BobbyMcR> heh
<BobbyMcR> jeff daniels?
<Styrofoam> yeah
<Styrofoam> I knew it was jeff something
<Styrofoam> just couldn't come up with it
<Styrofoam> actually, there's nothing wrong with ol' jeff
<Styrofoam> he was in arachnophobia, which gets the thumbs-up
<Styrofoam> as well as Disaster in Time, which is little known but also cool
<Styrofoam> ...turkey
<BobbyMcR> are you saying jeff daniels should be killed more often?
<BobbyMcR> or that good guys in general should die more often?
<Styrofoam> well, just that jeff daniels died for once
<Styrofoam> he usually lives through movies
<Styrofoam> I wonder if he's ever been killed in any other movie
<Styrofoam> I wonder if keanu ever died in a movie
<Styrofoam> does he die in The Watcher?
<BobbyMcR> maybe in that snuff film he was in
<Styrofoam> it's a likely candidate
<ManicPop> he died in "the candidate"?
<Styrofoam> yeah
<Styrofoam> he was 8
<BobbyMcR> maybe he was 7

<BobbyMcR> i feel all classical and shit, playing newer_song.mid bass part
<Styrofoam> merry christmas, you filthy animal
<Styrofoam> and a happy new year
* Styrofoam shoots you
<Styrofoam> haw
<Styrofoam> you know what you can do with your classical shit...
<Styrofoam> you can stick it with your OTHER shit!
<Styrofoam> (in your hallway closet!!!!)
<BobbyMcR> under my bed/
* Styrofoam takes gold ribbon in the joke race
<Styrofoam> er
<Styrofoam> -ribbon
<ManicPop> you just disqualified yourself
<Styrofoam> shit
* Styrofoam kills all in attendance
<ManicPop> you just won by default
<BobbyMcR> alright!
<BobbyMcR> i was cheering for you!
<Styrofoam> despite disqualification
<BobbyMcR> [i'm dead now]
<Styrofoam> it's like being in line for president
<Styrofoam> or... hmm
<Styrofoam> in the land of the dead, the man who is just disqualified is king

<ManicPop> Has dating Pamela Anderson tamed Kid Rock? The outlandish rap-rocker recently admitted that he's stopped wearing his trademark fur coats in deference to his new sweetheart, a spokeswoman for PETA, or People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Instead, he's been sporting faux fur. "I try not to wear real fur anymore. It's not like I'm changing my way of life, it's like, out of respect I don't do that. I still eat meat and all that though," he said.
<BobbyMcR> whew
<BobbyMcR> that's a relief
<BobbyMcR> still eating meat
<ManicPop> i was afraid he might turn into one of those PUSSY vegetarians
<Styrofoam> shit
<ManicPop> don't let that bitch hold you down, kid!
<Styrofoam> yeah
<Styrofoam> as nice as it would be to have Kid Rock on our side of the intellectual battle
<ManicPop> hehe
<ManicPop> hey man
<ManicPop> we have kevin nealon
<ManicPop> that's all the star power necessary
<Styrofoam> haha
<BobbyMcR> hah
<BobbyMcR> woody harrelson is good enough
<Styrofoam> lawl
<BobbyMcR> i'm inclined to believe that weird al is the best we've got right now!
<Styrofoam> russel simmons
<Styrofoam> that's a good guy
<BobbyMcR> def comedy jayam?
<Styrofoam> yeah
<BobbyMcR> what about him?
<Styrofoam> mr. hip hop producer johnson
<Styrofoam> he's vegan
<ManicPop> "kid rock does a fucking backflip off the stage"
<BobbyMcR> haw!
<ManicPop> "kid rock picks up a fucking guitar"
<ManicPop> "kid rock enjoys a delicious salad with spinach, walnuts, and a light vinagrette dressing"
<Styrofoam> hopefully kid rock won't stop doing fucking backflips off the stage just because Pamela Anderson doesn't do fucking backflips off the stage
<Styrofoam> haw!!
* Styrofoam flips Anthony off the stage, onto his ASS
<ManicPop> SHIT
* Styrofoam flips Anthony off (the stage)

<Styrofoam> you know what's weird?
<Styrofoam> when you see a guy, and think "hey, I find that guy attractive," and then it turns out to be a girl
<Styrofoam> then you can be like "yes! I'm still heterosexual!"
<BobbyMcR> hmm
<BobbyMcR> hasn't happened
<Styrofoam> it's probably rare
<ManicPop> i would find finding a girl who looks a like a guy attractive more disturbing than anything else
<ManicPop> that was a wonderfully-worded sentence
* BobbyMcR gives anthony a First Prize ribbon
<Styrofoam> hmm
<Styrofoam> I dunno, androgenous-looking chicks can be hot
<Styrofoam> KATE MOSS, for example, asshole
<BobbyMcR> gyn
<Styrofoam> whatev0r
<Styrofoam> OBVIOUSLY the word origins would demand gyn, as andro=man and gyn=woman... but FUCK YOU WORD ORIGINSSSSS
<ManicPop> mmm
<ManicPop> i think the height of my kate obsession was about two or three years ago
<ManicPop> but still, mm
<Styrofoam> hmm
<Styrofoam> a while after the height of my claire danes... look-at-pictures-of-tion
<Styrofoam> but then... that was the last stand of me being entertained by celebrities
<ManicPop> oh it has nothing to do with not being entertained by celebrities
<ManicPop> i just... i think i've seen every picture of her there is
<Styrofoam> but more are always being taken
<ManicPop> i'm always excited when something new comes along
<ManicPop> yeah
* Styrofoam subtly points at his hand
<BobbyMcR> celebs are who-cares-a-rrific
<Styrofoam> heh
<Styrofoam> yes, I couldn't agree more

<Styrofoam> at the end of the Joseph Fiennes, that's where I will always be, if you need to find me, just go to the end of the Joseph Fiennes
<BobbyMcR> haw
<BobbyMcR> related to ralph?
<Styrofoam> yeah
<Styrofoam> joe = shakespeare in love, etc.
<BobbyMcR> ah, right
<BobbyMcR> he sure does look Fiennes
<Styrofoam> yep, pretty Haught
<BobbyMcR> i was commenting on the resemblance
<Styrofoam> I was commenting on his resemblance to Matt Haught
<Styrofoam> i don't know what you're talking about
<BobbyMcR> right...
<Styrofoam> don't tell me that wasn't your joke....
<Styrofoam> I don't believe it

<Styrofoam> all the old MP3-hosting webpages that I had linked on this computer are gone!
<Styrofoam> what a surprise!
<BobbyMcR> yeah
<BobbyMcR> mp3 hosting webpages are sure 'bustling,' what with all the file sharing services
<Styrofoam> punk mp3 o' the week!
<Styrofoam> what happened to you?!?!
<BobbyMcR> louie anderson is fat
<Styrofoam> that explains it
<Styrofoam> sam kinneson was fat when he was alive
<Styrofoam> now, probably not
<BobbyMcR> i watched family feud today
<BobbyMcR> i wonder why they let that guy on camera
<Styrofoam> I'm sorry
<BobbyMcR> he looks like humpty dumpty
<Styrofoam> haha
<Styrofoam> heh... lol
<BobbyMcR> he couldn't even do radio...his voice is awful
<BobbyMcR> what i'm saying is...we should execute this man
<Styrofoam> maybe he'll hang himself
<BobbyMcR> if you're not fit for any part of the media...
<Styrofoam> just to keep the tradition
<Styrofoam> but then, his head would pop off... so he won't
<Styrofoam> I bet that's why they hired him
<BobbyMcR> haw!

<palkile> i should go to bed
<palkile> i'm not sure why
<palkile> but i should
<BobbyMcR> okay...
<BobbyMcR> do what your heart tells you
<Styrofoam> what a bedhead
<BobbyMcR> even if that means killing others
<Styrofoam> as long as they aren't significant others
<Styrofoam> they won't make a difference at the end of the calculations
<BobbyMcR> but compared to the universe, we're all insignificant
<palkile> night
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<Styrofoam> the universe could kick our asses
<Styrofoam> the universe has more talent than we'll ever have
<BobbyMcR> heh
<BobbyMcR> don't want to be...the...universe...
<BobbyMcR> don't want to drive around in a hearse
<Styrofoam> don't wanna live in it... don't wanna give a shit
<Styrofoam> don't want to be... the universe
<BobbyMcR> to conserve humor, i vote we stop here
<Styrofoam> hmm
<Styrofoam> I've always voted liberal
<Styrofoam> the universe
<Styrofoam> the universe
<Styrofoam> the universe
<Styrofoam> the universe
<BobbyMcR> i never studied law
<Styrofoam> click, click, zipowwwww
<Styrofoam> alright, asshole
<Styrofoam> you've driven me to this...
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<ManicPop> did you check my new LJ interests?
<BobbyMcR> no
<BobbyMcR> crossfire, crossfyah!, crosssfyah!!
<ManicPop> too bad it won't let you do caps
<BobbyMcR> heh
<BobbyMcR> yeah, then you could have even more contrast
<BobbyMcR> but it works as is
<BobbyMcR> just make sure you don't ever have any interests starting with crossf[j-x]
<BobbyMcR> or else you 'break it'
<ManicPop> right
<ManicPop> crossfucking, for example
<BobbyMcR> heh
<BobbyMcR> that would work
<ManicPop> luckily i'm not interested in that at all
<BobbyMcR> whew
<BobbyMcR> crossfucking... you'll get caught up in the...
* ManicPop is away, you'll get caught up in the [work until 11:30pm PST] [log:OFF] [page:ON]
<BobbyMcR> i sure will
<BobbyMcR> hey! where are you taking me???
<BobbyMcR> nooo...
* BobbyMcR is dragged away

<ManicPop> heigh
<ManicPop> any "s" goin' down tonight?
<BobbyMcR> haw
<BobbyMcR> 's'?
<ManicPop> or "shit" if you will
<BobbyMcR> GASP!!
<ManicPop> heee
<BobbyMcR> there should be s

<palkile> my plans tonight are to a) shower. b) eat these mushrooms i bought, chris jenkins style
<BobbyMcR> my plans include a from above, and c) doing something with you guys
<BobbyMcR> it is unclear why i had to use c, since it was my list
<ManicPop> my plans include c from brian's list, except including brian and not including me
<BobbyMcR> my plans include [NO IDENTIFIER] from anthony's list, excluding anthony and including me
<BobbyMcR> so there!
<palkile> . . . c) take a nap
<ManicPop> so you don't want to do something with me?
<BobbyMcR> i like myself
<palkile> so what did you guys do today?
<ManicPop> and you want to mention yourself when making a list of people to hang out with?
<ManicPop> i slept
<BobbyMcR> i always do
<BobbyMcR> i'm a me-first type of guy

<BobbyMcR> this might be helpful
<BobbyMcR> http://www.mkdata.dk/click/hardware/module2e2.htm
<ManicPop> "With the advent of the 486 processor, demand increased for more RAM."
<ManicPop> great sentence there
<BobbyMcR> yes
<BobbyMcR> don't make fun of them...they're danish
<ManicPop> shit
<ManicPop> they'll fuck me up

<BobbyMcR> i thought i was hungry, and then i ate something...but now i feel too full
<BobbyMcR> what is happening to me?!?!?!
* BobbyMcR raises hands toward the sky
<ManicPop> that's never happened to anyone else before ever
<BobbyMcR> i know
<BobbyMcR> it's called brian rogers syndrome

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<NikkiKixx> anthony: this is for you dear. http://www.bestbuy.com/videogames/promo.asp?m=937&cat=&p=1924&pt=pr have good day :)
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<ManicPop> haw
<ManicPop> that's not "misleading" at all
(the next day, after many livejournal posts and comments...)
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<NikkiKixx> i swear to god, NO MORE TALKING ABOUT VIDEO GAME SYSTEMS.
<NikkiKixx> if i see another post about technical specs on gamecube or xbox or ps2 or the virtual boy or something. im gonna start hating video games. i dont care about your gamecube, you need to understand im about half serious most of the time if that. i wrote that post in my livejournal before the new years party as a, what? JOKE. i dont care about gamecubes power, let alone xbox's power. it doesnt matter. and it should matter this much too yo
<NikkiKixx> so therefore: no more talking about video games.
<NikkiKixx> please.
*** Quits: NikkiKixx (Quit: and all that i see is the years, somewhere out in space, and its time for deliverance!)
* ManicPop is away, #playing my GAMECUBE which is SUPERIOR to the XBOX# #[#log#:#OFF#]# #[#page#:#ON#]#
<therearenounusednicknames> good lord!
<therearenounusednicknames> nick has gone psychotic
<therearenounusednicknames> (he's obviously a sore loser)
* ManicPop has returned. #[#gone#:#45m3s#]#
<ManicPop> it's not that he's a sore loser
<ManicPop> if he knew about the xbox, he could easily hold his own
<ManicPop> the fact is... he knows that "like, microsoft says this is the best, so it is" and i actually know some technical background of both systems
<ManicPop> so i can argue my point
* ManicPop is away, #bros# #[#log#:#OFF#]# #[#page#:#ON#]#

<therearenounusednicknames> hehe..when i first saw the add for the billy joel/elton john concert, i was like "what the?!?! face to face is opening for these guys??"
<Styrofoam> hahaha
<Styrofoam> I probably would have too, had I seen that flyer
<Styrofoam> it took me a second to get it
<therearenounusednicknames> because it says "ELTON JOHN -- BILLY JOEL -- FACE TO FACE"..for those in nonunderstandment
<BobbyMcR> oh
<ManicPop> ah
<BobbyMcR> i se
<ManicPop> excellent
<ManicPop> even more surprising than face to face opening... actually, elton john and billy joel actually stood face to face the entire show
<ManicPop> making it difficult for the crowd to see them
<therearenounusednicknames> they played different songs simultaneously too
<BobbyMcR> wow
<BobbyMcR> what a show!

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<ManicPop> since shane just quit, it will make the "#YSIB" window red on brian's screen
<ManicPop> but he probably won't check it
<ManicPop> because he doesn't expect anyone to talk in here
<ManicPop> so i can talk shit about him
<ManicPop> whatta dumbass
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<BobbyMcR> HAWWWWWWWWWWW
<BobbyMcR> OH MY FUCKING GOD
<ManicPop> that's right, man... and you didn't even notice!
<BobbyMcR> do you realize what this means?
<ManicPop> your gay
<ManicPop> ?
<SmashySmashy> buh
<ManicPop> *** Quits: SmashySmashy (Quit: you really can't stop the boot)
<ManicPop> <ManicPop> since shane just quit, it will make the "#YSIB" window red on brian's screen
<ManicPop> <ManicPop> but he probably won't check it
<ManicPop> <ManicPop> because he doesn't expect anyone to talk in here
<ManicPop> <ManicPop> so i can talk shit about him
<ManicPop> <ManicPop> whatta dumbass
<SmashySmashy> haha
<ManicPop> yeah, man... i told that guy what's up!

(talking about age of consent...)
<BobbyMcR> AZ has stricter-er laws, eh?
<Styrofoam> yeah
<Styrofoam> even 17.999 + 18.001 = sexual misdemeanor
<ManicPop> wow
<BobbyMcR> heh
<ManicPop> that would be difficult to coordinate
<ManicPop> but worth it!
<Styrofoam> heh

<BobbyMcR> i soak the tofu in shoyu overnight
<DelMonte> did someone shoyu how to do that?!?!?!?!?!
* BobbyMcR shows DelMonte how to kill himself

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<KF> WHO IS YOUR MASTER?
<KF> KILLER FIST IS, BITCH
*** Quits: KF (Client Quit)

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<BobbyMcR> alex?
<KF1> FIST WILL KICK YO ASS
<BobbyMcR> oh, this guy
<BobbyMcR> hey, shane, wake up!
<BobbyMcR> so does this "FIST" even exist?
<Ermack> KILLER FIST!
<KF1> BIOTCH
<KF1> BETTA WATCH OUT
<BobbyMcR> i mean, should i be scared and start hiding out in that bombshelter i purchased immediately after reading the guestbook?
<Ermack> shit..he's gonna fuck us up
<BobbyMcR> let me make sure i have some canned food here
<KF1> YOU CAN'T STEP WITH THE FIST HITS MICROPHONE
<BobbyMcR> well, i suppose he's got a point there
<Ermack> at least my email isn't mynutzin@yourmouth.com
<BobbyMcR> no, that was the WEBSITE
<BobbyMcR> see, shane? websites have @s in them, now
<Ermack> oh, shit
<Ermack> you know why? because KILLER FIST ordered it so
<BobbyMcR> DUMBASS! SHANE SHALL DIE WITH FIST IN YOUR MOTHER FUCKING SKULL
<Ermack> HOLY SHIT
<Ermack> I CANT STEP TO THIS SHIT BECAUSE IT IS THE KILLER FIST MOTHERFUCKER
<Famous> hey
<Famous> is the KILLER FIST in the house?
<Famous> i was just wondering...
<BobbyMcR> THATS MOTHERFUCKING RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER!!
<Famous> oh
<Famous> that's good to know
<BobbyMcR> DIE WITH FIST IN YOUR NUTZ, WHICH ARE IN YOUR MOUTH
<Ermack> yeah..i hear they rock the focking world
<KF1> YOU RAG PONIES CAN'T STEP WITH THE DoMINION KF STANDS TALL
<BobbyMcR> the old dominion?
<BobbyMcR> what is that, virginia?
<Famous> you know, come to think of it, that's true
<BobbyMcR> rag ponies??
<KF1> THE BROTHERHOOD FIST
<KF1> ROCK THE MIC AND FLAG THE BIOTCH
<BobbyMcR> oh, TEXAS! got it
<BobbyMcR> so what does the KILLER FIST flag look like?
<BobbyMcR> somebody's nuts and big cartoonish hand?
<Ermack> haha
<Famous> one of you needs to draw that out and send it to this guy
<BobbyMcR> heh
<Famous> j.m.l. could probably do it better though
<BobbyMcR> let's get him on the job!
<BobbyMcR> he's not busy
<BobbyMcR> so...the KILLER FIST doesn't like to talk much, eh?
<Ermack> i think KILLER FIST is a SLOW TYPER
<BobbyMcR> heh
<Famous> yeah, it's hard to type when you have your hands permenently clinched into a fist
<Ermack> yeah..holding someone's nuts, no less
<BobbyMcR> heh
<KF1> WHEN THE KF HITS YOUR TOWN BOW DOWN CUZ YOULL GET THROWN OFF STAGE
<KF1> BOW TO THE DOMINION
<BobbyMcR> why would i be on stage at a KILLER FIST show??
<KF1> PEACE
*** Quits: KF1 (Leaving)
<Ermack> ahh..you'll never know
<Ermack> you almost had him cornered

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<KF> FIST!
<KF> CATCH THE FIST AT THE EMPORIUM THIS THURSDAY!
<KF> BIATCH!
*** Quits: KF (Leaving)
* Famous is away, bed [log:OFF] [page:ON]
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<YSIBFan> FISTBIATCH!
<YSIBFan> WE GON KICK YOUR ASSES!
<YSIBFan> FIST 4 EVA!
<YSIBFan> FUCKING SEE US AT THE EMPORIUM!
*** Quits: YSIBFan (Leaving)

<BobbyMcR> my computer's slowly killing itself though
<BobbyMcR> it may be time to restart
<BobbyMcR> plus, i have an ide controller and new hard drive to install
<BobbyMcR> and this CD audio splitter
<BobbyMcR> so you can hook two CD devices to your sound card
<Ermac> ooh..good idea
<BobbyMcR> jesus bought it at some store near his condo[m]
<BobbyMcR> so i PAYED him back for it
<BobbyMcR> it's like $10
<Ermac> you should have payed him forward for it
<BobbyMcR> i did
<BobbyMcR> i bought 3 people cd audio splitters
<Ermac> <random guy> wow!! thanks!! how can i ever repay you??
<BobbyMcR> just buy 3 people audio splitters
<Ermac> :') what a beautiful world

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<geektypique> hey i just like to say that i really liked your song "plain sucker"
<BobbyMcR> wow. that would be quite a compliment if that song existed
<geektypique> im just that one person
<geektypique> wasnt it called plain sucker? it sounded more like it
<BobbyMcR> huh?
<BobbyMcR> ohhh
<BobbyMcR> playin' soccer
<BobbyMcR> right, heh
<BobbyMcR> yeah, that's a good one
<BobbyMcR> took all of 2 minutes to write and record

<ShaneThomas> 3465
<ShaneThomas> 1882
<ShaneThomas> 737
<BobbyMcR> wow
<ShaneThomas> 153!
<BobbyMcR> whoaaaa
<ShaneThomas> ahhh!
<ShaneThomas> now, i'm at 8, as a true inbox should be
<BobbyMcR> my inbox is 'true'
<BobbyMcR> and it has 52
<ShaneThomas> hmm
<ShaneThomas> maybe i'm being too close-minded
<BobbyMcR> yeah
<BobbyMcR> you only have 1 type of inbox
<BobbyMcR> you only have 1 type of e-mail message...
<ShaneThomas> yeah, but it's the type that i grew up with!

<BobbyMcR> come crash on my shore...
<BobbyMcR> midi style!!
<ManicPop> i will
<BobbyMcR> thank you for your cooperation

<ManicPop> time to play pikmin
<BobbyMcR> heh
<BobbyMcR> he spelled pokemon wrong
<ManicPop> you spelled pokémon wrong
<BobbyMcR> you spelled pokémön wrong
<ManicPop> let's agree to disagree
<ManicPop> whatever that might mean in this case
<BobbyMcR> alright
<BobbyMcR> it means the parties exchange insults and go on their way
<ManicPop> screw you, asshole
<BobbyMcR> you son of a bitch

<BobbyMcR> damn
<BobbyMcR> i'd have so many more albums if napster were around
<NikkiKixx> cant you use audiogalaxy? i mean its not as good, but it works ok for most indie stuff.
<BobbyMcR> yeah
<BobbyMcR> i use it
<BobbyMcR> but napster was so easy... :`( i miss the glory days
<NikkiKixx> and fast!
<BobbyMcR> and packed with peanuts
<BobbyMcR> napster really satisfies
<NikkiKixx> hehe
<NikkiKixx> theres a hunger inside youuuu
<BobbyMcR> not goin' anywhere for a while?
<NikkiKixx> hehe
<NikkiKixx> oh brian, youre a silly goose
<BobbyMcR> correct

<BobbyMcR> so
<BobbyMcR> stuff, eh
<NikkiKixx> stuff indeed
<ManicPop> stuff.
<BobbyMcR> so we're in agreement
<ManicPop> stuff all around the board
<NikkiKixx> can someone pass the stuff sauce?
<BobbyMcR> stuff sauce... it's how stuff is done

<BobbyMcR> page90.htm - page97.htm broken
<BobbyMcR> #12#http://computela.com/shane/newpics/page99.htm## broken
<BobbyMcR> 100, 101, 102 broken
<therearenounusednicknames> yeah, a lot of the later stuff is broken because fawking ftpx is an asshole
<therearenounusednicknames> and then ws_ftp joined in
<BobbyMcR> wow
<therearenounusednicknames> <ws_ftp> hey, i just got here, what are we doin? <ftpx> we're being assholes!!! <ws_ftp> oh..yay!!
<BobbyMcR> they're hip to the cause

<ManicPop> wow, conan really doesn't do skits like this
<therearenounusednicknames> caught me by surprise
<ManicPop> usually it's "i'm just doing my show... what's goin' on?"
<therearenounusednicknames> it amuses me how he's always the "wacky guy" until he has someone else on, then he's always the straight guy
<therearenounusednicknames> except the songs he used to do
<ManicPop> ##ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
<BobbyMcR> THERE IS MORE THAN ONE (1) JOKE HERE
<therearenounusednicknames> sad
<ManicPop> okay, this had better have a clever ending
<therearenounusednicknames> alas
<ManicPop> nope
<BobbyMcR> zee
<therearenounusednicknames> "can't win 'em all"
<therearenounusednicknames> "especially not that skit"
<BobbyMcR> the day one skit wins 'em all is the day i retire as coloner
<BobbyMcR> colonel
* BobbyMcR retires due to that typo
* therearenounusednicknames seconds that retirement
* BobbyMcR says, "Hey, why do you need to second a retirement?"
<therearenounusednicknames> uh..you obviously can't retire without some sort of backing

<BobbyMcR> i think it would be cool to be on a host that allowed CGI
<BobbyMcR> now that i know the basics of how to use that bowlshit
<therearenounusednicknames> yea..most do nowadays
<BobbyMcR> freeservers allows bullhellish cgi
<BobbyMcR> dupid stuff that is pre-approved
<BobbyMcR> i guess there are 'security issues'
<therearenounusednicknames> there's the widely circulated "root access to the server that hosts you" cgi script
<BobbyMcR> oh, yes
<BobbyMcR> i forgot about that
<BobbyMcR> in perl, i believe you use the get_root_access() function from cgi-lib.pm
<BobbyMcR> it's just that easy!
<therearenounusednicknames> oh no!! you've just threatened the security of THE INTERNET!!!
<BobbyMcR> here's a sample script:
<BobbyMcR> #!/usr/bin/perl
<BobbyMcR> use CGI qw/:standard/;
<BobbyMcR> get_root_access();
<BobbyMcR> format_hard_drive();
<BobbyMcR> delete(theInternet);
<therearenounusednicknames> "Free CGI access! Please, do not install the "Get Root Access from the Server that Hosts You" script!"
<BobbyMcR> haw
<therearenounusednicknames> who knew they'd let cgi get so powerful
<BobbyMcR> oh, and never mind that "format_hard_drive()" would also end up erasing the script currently running
<BobbyMcR> um... yeah...
<therearenounusednicknames> self-destructing!
<therearenounusednicknames> it would somehow finish before doing that
<BobbyMcR> even if this did work (WHICH IT W00D)...
<BobbyMcR> yeah
<BobbyMcR> and the internet would be deleted just like that
<BobbyMcR> i don't blame them for disabling cgi!!

<ManicPop> disney's snow dogs
<ManicPop> i can't wait
<ManicPop> cuba gooding, jr... he's "on fire"
<BobbyMcR> remind me to record
<BobbyMcR> i'll probably be working on the site
<therearenounusednicknames> WHO LET THA DOGS OUT
<therearenounusednicknames> i'm glad hollywood thinks we're still interested in matrix parodies and the baha men
<therearenounusednicknames> and, talking animals
<ManicPop> "hm... let's see... song licenses for movies... *looks through "bin" of songs*... hey... "who let the dogs out"! clearance sale!"
<therearenounusednicknames> i wonder what good ol' tom hanks would say about orange county
<ManicPop> "my son... film." -- tom hanks

<ManicPop> "If you miss, the dog laughs at you, which makes even the most mild-mannered people attempt to fire off their remaining shots at that damn dog."
<BobbyMcR> haw?
<ManicPop> from the zapper faq linked on that post of heather's
<ManicPop> referring to duck hunt
<ManicPop> i did that too!
<ManicPop> everyone must have!
<BobbyMcR> duck CUNT
<ManicPop> SHIT!
<therearenounusednicknames> FUCK!
<BobbyMcR> i've caused quite a commotion
<therearenounusednicknames> *breaks a chair*
<BobbyMcR> FUCK

<therearenounusednicknames> in the end..
<ManicPop> it doesn't even matter?
<therearenounusednicknames> :'(
<ManicPop> lynn kinpark adds, "wah"
<ManicPop> lynn kinpark adds, "i have a girl's name... i'm a fag"
<therearenounusednicknames> stupid gay men
<BobbyMcR> haw
<BobbyMcR> lynn k. park
<ManicPop> that doesn't sound like linkin park
<BobbyMcR> the k stands for kin
<BobbyMcR> or ken
<BobbyMcR> lynn ken park
<ManicPop> his middle name is kenneth
<ManicPop> but he goes by "ken" for short
<ManicPop> since it's "short" to say your middle name
<therearenounusednicknames> haha
<ManicPop> "lynn kenneth park? sounds so formal... lynn ken park. much better"
<ManicPop> *proceeds to rap, then stand around for a while*

* ManicPop is away, #working/killing the makers of #american pie 2# until 4am PST# #[#log#:#OFF#]# #[#page#:#ON#]#
<BobbyMcR> haw!
<BobbyMcR> does it take that long to kill?
<ManicPop> damn that movie, the four (4) different versions of the dvd (unrated full frame, unrated widescreen, rated ff, rated ws), and the shitty-ass displayer that DOES NOT fit together properly
<ManicPop> it doesn't take that long to kill but i have other work to do
<BobbyMcR> heh
<BobbyMcR> what's the "diff" between the anti-rated and the un-anti-rated versions?
<therearenounusednicknames> the unrated is OMG STUFF THEY WOULD NEVAR SHOW IN THEATERS!!!!!
<therearenounusednicknames> the RATED R version is OMG THATS SO FUNNY HES MASTURBATING WITH GLUE!
<therearenounusednicknames> the unrated probably has a 15 minute "explicit masturbation" scene
<BobbyMcR> haw
<BobbyMcR> i hope so!

<therearenounusednicknames> haw
<therearenounusednicknames> SOLD OUT!!! Tues, January 29th - The Paramount Theatre All Ages - STG Presents, Infinite Productions and 107.7 The End welcome SUM 41, Unwritten Law and GOB.
<therearenounusednicknames> how the hell does that sell out?
<ManicPop> two words, and one letter: kidz r dum
<therearenounusednicknames> i pray that one letter is backward

<ManicPop> rye bread is the greatest thing since sliced bread
<ManicPop> wait... this is sliced
<BobbyMcR> it's funny how that works out
<ManicPop> it's the greatest thing ever!

*** ManicPop is now known as Guest62758
<Guest62758> grrr
<Guest62758> "services are down."
<Guest62758> okay, i'll go take a shower...
<Guest62758> "services are up! *switches nickname*"
<Guest62758> FUCK YOOOU

<BobbyMcR> who is this on konan?
<BobbyMcR> is that les claypool?
<BobbyMcR> oysterhead
<BobbyMcR> yeah, i believe les claypool is involved with that
<ShaneThomas> i'm pretty sure he is
<BobbyMcR> and that looks like stewart copeland
<BobbyMcR> it's an all-star cast!
<ManicPop> yeah
<ManicPop> it's les
<ManicPop> henry!
<BobbyMcR> boot
<ManicPop> clay henry!
<BobbyMcR> this is what you were talking about
<ManicPop> man, i'm glad he's down to a smaller size
<ManicPop> i was worried about him
<BobbyMcR> "so, uh, henry, are you really made of clay?"
<ManicPop> <henry> "no, you fucking asshole... now i'm going to kick your fucking ass!"
<ManicPop> <henry> "i see what magic johnson was talking about..."
<BobbyMcR> yeah
<BobbyMcR> that magic johnson thing is well-known in "the industry"
<ManicPop> [magic johnson shows up and he and henry play basketball for the remainder of the 30-sec. spot]
<ShaneThomas> i see PSAs all the time with magic johnson
<ManicPop> "now that henry is down to a smaller size, and is more in shape, he can play against magic johnson!"
<ManicPop> "but still lose... horribly!"
<ManicPop> [henry gets beat and cries]
<ManicPop> SUBWAY.
<BobbyMcR> haw
<ShaneThomas> "hey, this is magic johnson, former NBA great. I'm here to warn future parents; please don't name your children a name that is also a noun. Thank you."
<BobbyMcR> "But Magic...all names are nouns!"
<ShaneThomas> "oh shit!"
<ShaneThomas> "...the more you know..."
<ManicPop> since i'm sure "magic" was his birth name
<ManicPop> it has nothing to do with his skillz
<ManicPop> "Earvin" Magic Johnson
<ShaneThomas> his birth name was Ma J. Johnson
<ManicPop> how did he get his nickname, "earvin"?
<BobbyMcR> haw
<BobbyMcR> lowell
<BobbyMcR> it's a long story, and frankly, i don't want to get into it...
<BobbyMcR> that other guy was trey anastasio
<ManicPop> yep
<BobbyMcR> so this is an "all star cast" indeed
<BobbyMcR> they should rename their band "good musicians jones"
<ManicPop> yeah
<BobbyMcR> since bands must have a first, middle and last name
<ManicPop> and a nickname
<ManicPop> like earvin
<BobbyMcR> "earvin" good musicians jones
<BobbyMcR> so it's decided
<ShaneThomas> hurrah!

<ShaneThomas> http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/fiftynifty.htm
<BobbyMcR> haw
<ManicPop> by ray charles?!?!
<BobbyMcR> you d