Every year Christmas comes and it goes
Shedding tears where no one even knows
It so hard to be good when you are poor
I don't need a lot, just a little more
All I wanted was a skateboard, but all I got was...
All I wanted was a skateboard, but all I got was...
All I wanted was a skateboard, but all I got was...
All I wanted was a skateboard, but all I got was...
This stupid sweater
This stupid...
Look around, everybody's got the goods
And I've been cheated and misunderstood
Santa's gone and messed up once again
I've been good, but I've still got nothing
All I wanted was a skateboard, but all I got was...
All I wanted was a skateboard, but all I got was...
All I wanted was a skateboard, but all I got was...
All I wanted was a skateboard, but all I got was...
This stupid sweater
This stupid sweater
This stupid...
I don't want your socks or shirts or ties
All I need is four wheels so I can ride
You can stick that sweater up your ass
Every time seems to be worse than the last
All I wanted was a skateboard, but all I got was...
All I wanted was a skateboard, but all I got was...
All I wanted was a skateboard, but all I got was...
All I wanted was a skateboard, but all I got was...
This stupid sweater
This stupid...
This stupid sweater
This stupid...
Yeah!
Ho, Ho, Ho! Who wouldn't go?
Ho, Ho, Ho! Who wouldn't go?
Up on the housetop, click, click, click
Down through the chimney with good Saint Nick
First comes the stocking of little Nell
Oh, dear Santa, fill it well
Give her a dolly that laughs and cries
One that will open and shut her eyes
Ho, Ho, Ho! Who wouldn't go?
Ho, Ho, Ho! Who wouldn't go?
Up on the housetop, click, click, click
Down through the chimney with good Saint Nick
(surf guitar solo: "Wipeout")
Next comes the stocking of little Will
Oh, just see what a glorious fill
Here is a hammer and lots of tacks
Also a ball and a play whip that cracks
Ho, Ho, Ho! Who wouldn't go?
Ho, Ho, Ho! Who wouldn't go?
Up on the housetop, click, click, click
Down through the chimney with good Saint Nick!
Put up all the stockings, you know the time is here
Set out milk and cookies, because Santa Claus will soon be here
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good new year
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good new year
The children are all sleeping, upstairs in their beds
Visions of new roller skates dancing in their heads
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good new year
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good new year
Another year gone by too fast, we want to make this Christmas last
I'm hoping for a G.I. Joe, a kiss under the mistletoe
Candy canes and chocolate balls, there's good times, fun, and Barbie
dolls
(music stops: a capella)
Ooohh.... lalalala...
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night...
underneath the mistletoe last night...
(guitar solo: "Frosty the Snowman")
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good new year
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good new year
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy...
In Bethlehem, in Jewry, this blessed babe was born
And laid within a manger, upon a Christmas morn'
That which his mother Mary did nothing take in scorn
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy
From God, our heavenly father, a blessed angel came
And unto certain shepherds brought tidings of the same
How that in Bethlehem was born the son of God by name
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy